ask her to choose a really nice present for your LOVELY online friend, rachelswipe
i did arrange a bash, in london, with rakky. about 40-50 b3tans* came and we had a great time. i would consider doing it again. maybe somewhere horrifically cheesy, like on one of those disco boats.

i am thinking about a falafel wrap from the restaurant downstairs. falafel with sour cream, cheddar, salsa and then you choose up to 3 salads to have with it. thanks for asking.


*on reflection i was utterly cunted. someone who was more sober might be more specific. monty, that does NOT include you. you were more cunted than i was.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:46, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have no interest in your lunch.
So I'm out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

well i haven't gone downstairs yet
i am still open to suggestions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Can't have been that great, I wasn't there.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)

you seemed relatively popular actually
by which i mean nobody slagged you off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

On the popularity seesaw, I am neither on the high end, nor the low end.
but that's because I'm sitting under the slide on the other side of the playground crying because nobody knows my name.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)

And they're always glad you came.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)

That's just the way life is, Kroney.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I had a very nice time at your b4sh, and would deffo attend another.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I was higher than several kites that evening.
Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I wasn't there
and therefore the event was fundementally lacking a certain je ne sais quoi. Possibly a drunk badger.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

it would have been immeasurably improved by your presence, mein lieb

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I'm a terrible bash deserter.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)