i always thought it was a scientific fact that
you only remember the dreams that you wake up part way through?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm pretty sure there isn't a single scientific "fact" out there related to dreams

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

ha, i knew the word science would bring badger slavering to my feet!
how are you this morning darling?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

conveniently I was just out of the gym, darling.
And contemplating a day of pointless meetings. and you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:37, Reply)

so sweaty and muscular then? a good start to anyone's day
i have caught up on everything after my holiday, but have a whole day of long pieces of advice and billing, basically. i would swap places with most people right now!

maybe not the mad norwegian though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:48, Reply)

It was self-defence. They all came at him at once with their crazy democratic thinking.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:55, Reply)

apparently living in a multi-cultural democracy is like being "in prison"
yeah. he's in for a shock.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

yeah. There's a truckload of anal rape in a multicultural society

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Surely that's all dreams? Unless yours run credits?
I can remember the last time I dreamt was first week in Chicago when I had no weed. Morning btw. Ow biss?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

how would you know?
if you couldn't remember having it, how would-

oh bollocks, dreams are all bollocks anyway!

meh, i'm alright. wednesday innit. how about you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Is this the matrix?
Grand, still in bed, looking at new cars as mine blew up.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

my dad is selling a TT that he inherited as part of a deal
one previous lady owner (not my dad, clearly), low mileage, blue, ragtop. you want it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

how old, which engine and how much?
Not that I could be seen dead in a TT, you understand.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:53, Reply)

it's about 4 years old i think
not sure on the engine it'll be either 1.8T or 2T. very low mileage, due to said woman just pootling around in it.

think he wants about £8-9k for it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:59, Reply)

That's an OK deal since it's the facelift model
still the clitoris of the car world though, so I'm afraid I'm out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

what about my SLK?
i thought you said that was the clit of the car world?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

god, no.
I don't personally like SLKs but have nothing against their owners.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:05, Reply)

No thanks, I'm looking at golf gt tdi's or Nissan cube.
Cheers though. Out of interest any idea on price? I know a man looking for a tt convertible for his daughters 21st.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I'd suggest you kill him.
Or marry her, I mean it's be a shit life but you'd clearly be set.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

That man is my uncle, the girl, my first cousin and this is not Texas.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

haha. OK, fair does.
You could still kill him, though. Buying someone a TT for their 21st is in no way going to leave them with spoilt reality issues in later life.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

A bit like buying someone their first home.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

We learned that dreams rarely last more than a few seconds
and you have hundreds of them every night
( Peej, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:36, Reply)