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Oh man, bad dreams about hospitals and aliens and hypnotheropy and stanly knifes to cut out the alien implants.
Woke myself up shouting in my sleep. BUT THEN, I had an awesome dream about following a (human) space rocket in a car.
It's werid how dreams can feel so powerful and strong, like they're real, until you've woken up properly and all that magic and imagination feels so unimportant and pathetic.
We're coming up to the half way point of the week, anyone interested in this?...
www.startreklondon.com/ .
What do you reckon, slimming world or weight watchers?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:35,
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I had a horrible dream last night.
I was running for my life and the army were looking for me and they caught me and started doing all these invasive tests and there were giant needles and it left me feeling absolutely hideous when I woke up.
If I were in London Gonz, I'd totally go to that. Also, weight watchers.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:43,
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I reckon if you could record dreams, they'd potentially make the best movies EVAH.
Sweet, I think I'm gonna check it out, I ain't ever been to a scifi convention but if I could meet Pickard, Sysco and Janeway all at the same time then WOW.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:03,
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I'm going to Melbourne's Comic-con in june.
I am Very Much looking forward to this.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:05,
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Oh man, who's gonna be there?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:09,
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Mitch Pileggi, Sean Maher, Patrick and Daniel Stewart and Tia Carrere for starters.
I'm very excited. I think maybe Jewel Staite will also be there, and she's just lovely.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:12,
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Oh, and STAN LEE.
*dances*
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:13,
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Oh ace !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:38,
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Oof, Tia Carrere is rather lovely.
As is Jewel Staite!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:54,
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First and only movie I've ever seen Tia Carrere in was True Lies.
it was fucking awesome.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:19,
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i saw her first in waynes world
that film has lots of really great quotable lines if i remember correctly
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:21,
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People keep telling me to see that.
I've never watched it.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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That film is excellent
It features my favourite woman, Eliza Dushku. (Nowadays I mean, not at the time)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:29,
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Nonce
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:41,
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The last four words disprove that, surely?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:46,
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NONCE!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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Haha, fuck off you!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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Har!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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I wish I had horrible dreams last night.
I wish I got to sleep at all. I still haven't gone to bed.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:45,
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Who was keeping you up?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:46,
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No one. Nothing.
I'm a terrible sleeper, this happens sometimes. The fact I had a large espresso yesterday afternoon on my way out of Charing Cross didn't help.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:03,
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That probably would have done it!
I'm such a heavy sleeper these days thanks to my medication that it takes a fire alarm to wake me.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:04,
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I rarely get more than six hours sleep, it's a nightmare.
I'll regularly wake up at eight am and not be able to get to sleep til three or four in the morning. It's a good job that I'm in a ridiculously good mood at the moment or I'd be going crackers.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:07,
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I regularly sleep for 10 hours at a time, wake up, get half way through the day and need a nap.
Its problematic during lectures..
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:09,
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I'm not sure what to do now.
Getting a bit tired, might set my alarm for midday or something and hope that by the time tonight comes around my lack of sleep last night catches up with me and my body clock returns to something half normal.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:11,
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Any reason behind it Big B? Surely you out of anyone could get a little chemical relef to help snooze the night away.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:04,
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I've tried Night Nurse etc but it makes me sluggish as hell for hours after I wake up.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:05,
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Amyltriptaline does it for me, but the effects last about 12 hours, so I gotta take them at 9 or the latest or I'll have a shit morning.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:07,
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What about Temazepam?
Works for me on the rare occasions I need it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:09,
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Never tried it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:09,
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Worth asking your GP about - I find it doesn't leave me feeling groggy the following morning.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:12,
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Thanks, but I'm cool with what I'm on, don't really wanna rock the boat or deal with coming on/off anything.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:15,
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If I miss more than one day of my medsI get horrible withdrawals.
Dizzy spells, nausea, my balance goes off, I get migraines, can't eat. It's disgusting. Hence why I make sure that I take my tablets EVERY day. I know exactly what you mean when you say coming off/on things is difficult.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:18,
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Yup, totally.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:27,
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that looks well bent.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:51,
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Your willy is bent because of all the time you thrust it at a man's bum but miss the hole and it bends it a bit more, and you do it all the time so the effect is like braces so your willy is more hooked than abu hanzer's hand.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:05,
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What a fab start to the wednesday
Thank you gonz!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:07,
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Good morning my darling !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:09,
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that's gold.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:13,
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Comedy gold.
And strangely enough, highly accurate, as many a woman will attest.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:24,
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Magnificent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:56,
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I shall be giving you all nightmares
As I am now definitely attending the bash this weekend.
Don't say I didn't warn you
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:08,
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I wish I could attend a bash again.
I miss you Britons.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:14,
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We miss you too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:47,
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aww really?
that's totally made my day.
I'm hoping to come over next year after my degree is finished.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:16,
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Well if you end up in the river it's on you.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:27,
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In better news, I think I've found the campest song in the history of the world.
Naturally I love it.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:19,
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go on then. What is it?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:21,
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The video has nothing to do with the artist or song, someone's just grabbed it from somewhere and put the track on top.
Quite fitting tho;
youtu.be/iBN2BkMIOD0This would go down an absolute storm at Horse Meat Disco.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:29,
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i liked that one
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:18,
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OH MAN, I bet I can win this, I found an old MP3 on an old hard drive the other day.... hold on.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:27,
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soundcloud.com/pauly-pops/enormous
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:31,
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this one not so much
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:18,
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A three day official event celebrating the Star Trek universe, eh?
In a *wholly unrelated* aside, has anyone got a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, at all?
I understand that joining a weight loss group is supposed to be good for motivation but, eff that yo, seriously. I wouldn't even join a gym because that whole 'scene' is bent. The thought of sitting in a circle in some shitty community centre with some fat sweaty biffas crying on about how they ate a whole Sara Lee cheesecake at 3am...Christ no.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:34,
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I could tell them about the uncelebratory banoffee pie.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:39,
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The bloke that wrote the book wants it withdrawn from sale.
You can still buy it on the US Amazon site - there is a long post from the author about how he regrets writing it, wants it to stop being published it. Yawn.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:46,
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Just to make it seem more DANGEREUX etc.
Yawn indeed. Marketing bollocks ahoy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:48,
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As someone who has spent a large proportion of their career creating marketing bollocks I concur.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:51,
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I have some experience of said bollocks myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:57,
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You have a vast experience of bollocks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:09,
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Indeed.
I've read shitloads of your posts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:30,
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think comic book guy from 'the simpsons'
"i've wasted my life"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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and lolled
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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Once.
I lolled once.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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pah
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:39,
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Where's Pike, fucking cheapskates
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:38,
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There's a fortune to be made if you had a stand there pimping out whores made up like star trek chicks
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:39,
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There's always an angle to exploit when it comes to pimply IT nerds.
I might get a load of dressing gowns made in the far east.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:41,
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It'd be great, you could be an incognito pimp dressed up as 'the gorn' chucking polystyrene boulders around for lulz
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:44,
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That canvas print of TV's Paul Ross is doing the rounds on facebook.
It was funny three years ago. Why is it back?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:51,
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Because there are no longer any new ideas on the internet.
I liked the suggestion that the entire plant turned off the web for a month to see what people would do. It'll never happen of course.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:53,
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I'd have to go back to wanking over that picture of your mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:10,
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may be theyd pay more attention to the nuclear reactor
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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Whilst I have been known to enjoy some Star Trek in my time, the idea of that is simply too geeky.
Then again, it would be good to meet Patrick Stewart. Brent Spiner does an excellent impression of him which also quite amuses me.
Neither, both are for women, and the idea of limiting what I can eat on a series of 'points' is just ridiculous. Then again, aren't current guidelines to only eat red meat twice a week, or something like that? Fuck that, it's the best kind!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:53,
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only 3 servings of lava bread a week
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:57,
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Why did I become Welsh?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:03,
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Sheep fucking
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:09,
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I blame the parents. Those Welsh, Welsh parents.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:29,
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Haha, fuck you
My Dad is from Great Missenden, and I have no fucking idea where my mother was born.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:45,
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Pontypool
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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WALES
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:49,
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I am now aware that posting that was a mistake.
She was definitely a southerner, she might be from Croydon(?), but as I say, no idea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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really bad dreams can leave me feeling shit for hours
usually it's the ones about monty bullying me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:00,
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lly mm
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:14,
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Spasticus quendisticus.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:14,
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I slept on the floor last night
nothing to do with my wife, my oldest daughter refused to leave my bed. Grrrr. No dreams.
As a massive internet fatty I have tried both and they are both equally shit, they don't even have a buffet
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Peej, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:15,
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Cattleprods are available via the internet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:17,
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Or if you go to your nearest Co-op.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:20,
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I seldom dream, prob cause I'm a pot head, dunno? The ones I do have I remember well though.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:32,
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i always thought it was a scientific fact that
you only remember the dreams that you wake up part way through?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:34,
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I'm pretty sure there isn't a single scientific "fact" out there related to dreams
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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ha, i knew the word science would bring badger slavering to my feet!
how are you this morning darling?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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conveniently I was just out of the gym, darling.
And contemplating a day of pointless meetings. and you?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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so sweaty and muscular then? a good start to anyone's day
i have caught up on everything after my holiday, but have a whole day of long pieces of advice and billing, basically. i would swap places with most people right now!
maybe not the mad norwegian though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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It was self-defence. They all came at him at once with their crazy democratic thinking.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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apparently living in a multi-cultural democracy is like being "in prison"
yeah. he's in for a shock.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:02,
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yeah. There's a truckload of anal rape in a multicultural society
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:53,
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Surely that's all dreams? Unless yours run credits?
I can remember the last time I dreamt was first week in Chicago when I had no weed. Morning btw. Ow biss?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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how would you know?
if you couldn't remember having it, how would-
oh bollocks, dreams are all bollocks anyway!
meh, i'm alright. wednesday innit. how about you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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Is this the matrix?
Grand, still in bed, looking at new cars as mine blew up.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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my dad is selling a TT that he inherited as part of a deal
one previous lady owner (not my dad, clearly), low mileage, blue, ragtop. you want it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:50,
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how old, which engine and how much?
Not that I could be seen dead in a TT, you understand.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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it's about 4 years old i think
not sure on the engine it'll be either 1.8T or 2T. very low mileage, due to said woman just pootling around in it.
think he wants about £8-9k for it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:59,
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That's an OK deal since it's the facelift model
still the clitoris of the car world though, so I'm afraid I'm out.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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what about my SLK?
i thought you said that was the clit of the car world?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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god, no.
I don't personally like SLKs but have nothing against their owners.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:05,
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No thanks, I'm looking at golf gt tdi's or Nissan cube.
Cheers though. Out of interest any idea on price? I know a man looking for a tt convertible for his daughters 21st.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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I'd suggest you kill him.
Or marry her, I mean it's be a shit life but you'd clearly be set.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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That man is my uncle, the girl, my first cousin and this is not Texas.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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haha. OK, fair does.
You could still kill him, though. Buying someone a TT for their 21st is in no way going to leave them with spoilt reality issues in later life.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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A bit like buying someone their first home.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:15,
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We learned that dreams rarely last more than a few seconds
and you have hundreds of them every night
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Peej, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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i was going to say you sound like the counting crows when he talks about "films about ghosts"
but that's memories, not dreams. oh well. when did relevance ever stop me.
ww definitely. slimming world doesn't make sense to me. you're fat with control issues around food, right, but you can have unlimited foods on some days, and one of those foods is pasta, and another is rice.... no! how does that work?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:33,
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I like them but don't tell as they're soooooo not cool!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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i certainly don't mind that you keep changing your username and have several accounts to avoid being captured by the police for all those illegal images on your harddrive
but it can be a little confusing, thats all
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:39,
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Fuck off you pointless cuntrag.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:40,
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ah well that'll teach me for trying to be nice
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:41,
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You're a tedious little shit q. Peddle your shit to someone else.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:42,
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somebody's an angry bear in the mornings eh?
wassup bob, you failed your degree? angry that nobody's touched your ham spanner in over a year?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:44,
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My what? My grades are awesome thanks I just don't like you.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:46,
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there i was hoping we could be bestest buddies :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:50,
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Fuck off al.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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WHO THE FUCK IS AL?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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The fat, baldy troll
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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+ice
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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Baby
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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Take heed, 'cos I'm a lyrical poet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:59,
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Your other account
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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Just pointing out your bad grammar before someone else does.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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Good man
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:59,
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Delayed ninja.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:59,
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Yes he is Bob, yes he is.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:59,
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What you chattin bout blud?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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Ninja bastard.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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ridiculous, i don't even know any al
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:02,
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YM
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:08,
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starting early today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:44,
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It's fun to bait q. You never know what it'll do.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:45,
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Fuck off Forest Gump
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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you mean your deliberately trying to provoke me?
poor show
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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What, Slimming World?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:39,
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No, counting crows.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:40,
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Slimming World and Weightwatchers are peddling the obvious
Less:
Beer, cake, pie, sausages, sofa, etc.
More:
Fruit, veg, grilled meat, movement.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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I believe their success comes from the shame factor of the communal weighing-in.
Apparently embarrassed fatties are more inclined to put the pasty down if they think other sweaty-titted grunters will see that they have no willpower.
Or something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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your use of the word "success" has me puzzled
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:40,
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Your use of the word 'word' has successfully puzzled me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:43,
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it means a single distinct meaningful element of speech or writing, used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a sentence
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:49,
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I SEE!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:54,
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Neither.
Man the fuck up and eat fewer pies* and do more exercise
*in your case, drink less fucking monster or red bull or WankSpeed or whatever the fuck it is you take.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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This^
Problem solved
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:50,
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I realise Gonz takes it partially for the caffiene/opiate interaction
which, even though it is woo-medical horseshit of the highest order with not the tiniest basis in scientific fact does seem to work for him psychosomatically. But there are other ways to get caffiene.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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Or indeed caffeine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:54,
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Almost, sweet talk?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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I haven't had any yet today.
So I'll spell it how the fuck I like.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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A man in the paper lost loads of weight solely by eating chocolate mousse!
Will that work with muller rice?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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Ah, the infidels snack of choice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:50,
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Allah Ahkaba
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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+usi
Awooga
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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*pats*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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'Dais', you mean, he's Welsh not Irish, you spanner.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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*Ivor the engines*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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So much better than the angry pirate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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*pats AA's fanny*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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His Welsh fah-neee.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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there's lovely.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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I always find this funnier than I should.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:01,
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''ow much for a wank AA'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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The same cost as a regular one
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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IT'S A TRAP
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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It's a trap!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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Admiral U Akhbar.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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Sllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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Well done everyone, we've merged into one conciousness
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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Christ no.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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Bagsie not lucky Pierre
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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+again
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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You're 'lucky Rhodri Lew-is'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:08,
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is he the guy with the hook?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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no
that's abu hamza
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:04,
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so who's admiral ackbar?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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Not who, what. The Admiral Akhbar is a riverside pub in Windsor.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:12,
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is it full of nerds?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:14,
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Unfortunately, it's a bit grotty.
Not really up to Health and Safety codes, full of vermin etc.
That's right kids, IT'S A RAT-TRAP
ololololol
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Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:34,
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windsor has nice bits and bad bits
at least, that's what Prince Phillip told me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:15,
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it has too many tourists and squaddies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:17,
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i'm pretty that was treason
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:48,
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Here
No horses I promise
www.lmgtfy.com/?q=admiral+ackbar
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:12,
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you're missing the point
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:14,
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Story of my life..
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:15,
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you have fallen for my cunning ploy
it was a trap all along
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:14,
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Star Trek is crap.
Cowboys and Indians in space.
And if you're an internet fatty, don't waste money joining some silly club full of other porkers. Eat sensibly, and do a bit of exercise, it's not rocket science.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:14,
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yeah but what if they are fat because of their genes or glands?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:15,
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Well a club still won't help matters. If they're fat cos of genetics, deal with it, joining a club full of whingers won't help.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:17,
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Then they should kill themselves
After deleting their account, of course.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:18,
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Genes are bad. They leap out of a fatties body when they're not looking, run to the fridge, grab a load of pies and cram them down the fatties throat.
Not the fault of the fatty at all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:18,
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I'd be quite up for going to something like that, I think.
Idiots dressing up, nerdy lolz, I think it'd be quite fun. I've not actually been to one before. Unlike my mum who has both been to a Star Wars convention AND went to see the London Phil playing the John Williams review thing they did a while back.
My mum's mental.
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Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:32,
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You never had a chance in life did you?
poor captain James T Kroney
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:33,
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My mum used to run a guild
in popular MMPORG Star Wars Galaxies.
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Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:35,
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In English?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:37,
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No, it was an RP guild
they all spoke Twi'lek.
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Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:38,
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She allowed/invited geeks to take turns using her like an old sock.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:38,
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