I also have a moral question.
If I am driving on an empty motorway and there is somebody driving in the outside lane at a steady 65mph when the middle and inside lanes are empty is it acceptable for me to come up behind them and flash my lights at them or to overtake them on the inside?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:16, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

never overtake on the inside

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Even the police disagree with you, here.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Just drive in the lane you should be in (the inside)
at the speed you want to. if there is nothing directly in front of you then what's the issue if you happen to undertake someone 2 lanes away? they are driving without due care and attention anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)

some people have a funny idea about what constitutes a "moral"
in your case, the law says that you have to undertake them whilst mooning and slapping your asscheeks. it's more of an anal dilemma really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Inside in that scenario. As long as you don't endanger anyone else.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)

That's what I thought.
Happens most mornings as the M1 going out of London tends to be almost empty at 7am - the majority of the traffic is heading the other way.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Pull over to the hard shoulder and immediately smear yourself in your own shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I save my shit for dirty protests when doing site visits.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

What you need is a Tupperware box of shit in your glove compartment, so you can do both.
Forward planning, you see?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I'd like to change my answer to this, please, Bob.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Not allowed!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Like a kind of faecal Lord of the Flies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Is this a breakdown?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

No, he's pulled over simply to smear himself in shit.
His car remains in full working order. That's the beauty of this plan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Are you having a breakdown?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)

You tell me.
Perhaps I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Judge rules... Sane.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

No, he's just smeared himself in shit.
His brain is in full working order.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)

give them a nudge
"rubbin's racin'" after all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)

not if you're in a strip club
it turns out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)