Don't provoke him, Rory
Battered's a total bad-ass and he might totally punch you in real life!
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:24, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

He's gone off on one, in his own head his wife aint been putting out since this kid arrived, despite his deployment of his full itinerary of lothario wiles, and now she's being fucked up the arse by a god damn jew
HEADSAREGONNAROLL!!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)

to be fair to battered, and i think we should all stop picking on him to be honest,
i'd be pretty cheesed off if i had a really ugly baby too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Especially if said baby was the only reason I had ended up married.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)

in all honesty i'd rather fuck his ugly baby than his fat wife
its just a fact
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I heard you have to say thank you after you come in his wife or he gets really upset.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i think gonz had it right
you come inside her but push her off a cliff, riding her all the way down like silver surfer

then you jump off just before she smashes into the ground, forward roll into a gymnast finish, and then you get a gold medal for it from the gift shop
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i already admitted to being a peado earlier, its not an issue

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I thought God had chosen the Jews, not damned them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)

That was until they killed Jesus. Duh.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)