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IMPORTANT JEFFSTOCK ANNOUNCEMENT
The Apple serves food till 8.
Somebody actually phoned and asked.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:55,
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Eating is cheating, Lighty.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:57,
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It's worse than I thought.
Not only have you denied your small people bacon. You've now denied them ALL food.
I hope Wet, Wet, Wet release a fund raising single soon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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They're too busy with the skag to worry about my kids.
Surely all the food you are going to need is contained within the apples in the cider?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:01,
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A few years ago, I'd have agreed with you.
But the number of times I've left The Apple in pain would suggest otherwise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:02,
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Not a young man anymore, Jeff
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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I'll be 38 this year.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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Fuck me
that's old.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:07,
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On the b3th scale. That's almost 'half a husband'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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She'll start grooming you in a couple of years
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Reckon I'm safe for another couple of decades.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:10,
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And I'll be 36
How did that happen eh?
At least we're not as old as b3th
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:07,
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I think that happened because I was born a couple of years before you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Oh, fuck you, bitch!
I'm younger than Stunned and Monty.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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Younger than Methuselah and Jared?
That's not really saying much...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:20,
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Just like to point *I* phoned
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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As opposed to Mr "I think they only do lunches"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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Oooh.
Get you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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Really? Who'd thunk it.
Next door to The Apple is this place.
www.spyglassbristol.co.uk/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:58,
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That does look good
but equally so do the ploughmans they do at the apple.
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berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:10,
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Swings and roundabouts innit.
If you want to 'eat' I'd suggest The Spy Glass (or any of the other 'food places' nearby), if you want to snack, the apple will be fine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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I'll probably have a big, lateish lunch
and nibble when I start getting tipsy.
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berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:18,
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*volunteers to be nibbled*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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I figure big lunch
then ploughman's at the Apple. But it sorta depends on what BOBBY WANTS TO DO SINCE I NEED TO GIVE HIM A BIG BOX OF STUFF.
Ahem.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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Drugs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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Far worse than that
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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Something from West Brom?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:20,
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Just a giant box
OF STUFF.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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