Your mum hit me because I wouldn't fuck her up the arse

( Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you fucking gaybo

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Your dad hit me because I wouldn't fuck him up the arse.
So I did your mum to make him jealous.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

My dad would do quite well to hit you
He was cremated 11 years ago.

I called my mum to confirm your story and she says you were the worst shag she ever had. And she would know, she's had a few.
( Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

my mum's dead :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

That explains why she didn't move much

( Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

she's not really dead, i just want to be included in the club

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

If she wasn't really dead I've got some bad news for you.

( Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Why would he care that his mother is an unresponsive lover?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Phil Collin's less successful...

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

first click of the day goes to....
Oh fuck, it's Quinten
( Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)

is it about banjolele's?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)