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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You'll have to have a word with the barkeep, plastic cups only or some cunt'll get glassed

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
I've got a feeling it is all plastic cups on the cider boat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Who gets to referee two fat blokes rolling around on the floor with each other wheezing and saying it's time for their meds

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)
No refs, no rules.
NO HOLDS BARRED.

It's going to be brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)
i was making arrangements with the wonderful rakky last night
she tells me the apple is ace.

i am excited.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I keep saying to everyone.
Lower your expectations. It'll be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)
we'll be cunted
we're not going to notice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)
much more importantly
what are the seating/floor arrangements like? if i wear my slut boots, will i be in agony after a couple of hours standing in heels? and if i wear my new suede/swarovski flat boots, will they get cunted with people chucking booze on the floor???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I'd be more worried about Stunned's vomit if I were you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)
If I were you, I'd be more worried about the fact he has to drive you home.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Outside, it's cobbles. Inside, it's dark and dirty.
I suggest wearing wellies.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)
oh, what??? srsly???

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Well, not wellies.
But I wouldn't wear something you might want to wear again some day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)
dammit Jeff
I wanted to see the slut boots.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Whilst you might enjoy seeing the slut boots.
You've got to balance that against the moaning and whinging you'll be forced to listen to when they start to disolve because someone has spilt a bit of Janet's Jungle Juice on them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is very true.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

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