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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Men have bigger penii than women*
*does not apply to Fatima Whitbread
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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latest was 14 years ago)
She got arrested at Gatwick airport.
Customs found 10lbs of crack in her pants.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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Oh Monty, penis is Greek
the plural is penes.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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Captain Kroney presses enter, grins, links his fingers and cracks them with his arms above his head,
"that'll show them" he says as he leans back in his chair, eager to see the fallout from that photonic zing torpedo.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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I can so imagine him doing that.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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I have to admit
I did let out a self-satisfied chuckle.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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or AA
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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:-(
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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I'm not the Rabbi with Parkinsons that lopped the top off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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If you aren't, how did you know he did that, hmmm?!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:32,
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Gonz told me, he was having a quick pray at the temple before work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35,
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