Friday can fuck off.
As can Saturday. Looks like I won't be able to make it to Bristol this weekend. Probably. Maybe.

Alt: ebay has kept me from being a wage monkey for the last ten years. Saying that, it's also what seems to be making me unemployable now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I was just going to text you.
How is Mr b3th?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:20, Reply)

No better.
But on the plus side, no worse. The doctor is coming to speak to him soon, and then we'll know what's going down.
The poor bigger is bored out of his mind. The ward they've got him in is the equivalent of the quiet carriage on a train, and he's not allowed a tv or anything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)

:-(
This doesn't sound too clever.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Sounds like an opportunity to fuck a fat mess from the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Your chat up lines need some work, Rory Lyon.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Just a "touch"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I imagine her throwing caution to the wind and having a big internet gang bang back at hers
rolls and rolls of fat, sweat, tears, custard and the stench of desperation.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

You've just described the front three rows at a Barry Manilow concert.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:36, Reply)

or the queue at a Britain's Got Talent audition, maybe.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I'm still raging about my qotw answer being modded, it's not often I post a story there. THANKS SCARPE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Ha.
Sorry, I can't be held responsible for uptight mods who are scared that scousers are going to nick the wheels of their internet.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:40, Reply)

i'm annoyed that your annoyed that your post which you stole off me was also deleted

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:44, Reply)

OMG what happened?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

=/
Whats up? This sounds like something that sucks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:31, Reply)

he's definitely doing it on purpose
to stop you drinking cider with the internet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)