my bridesmaid's dress is from a shop in mongleton
this necessitates more visits to mongleton than anyone should have to make.

what is with those fucking giant BEARS? why??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Beartown, innit?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

i don't know
the bears look as inbred as the rest of the residents.

although my brother's wife is from there, so i should really stop that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

whoops caps

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

no no
my friend is. i am the bridesmaid!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

that option didn't even pop into my head

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

if i ever get married
im not having bridesmaids
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

i wouldn't worry about taht

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

IM NOT, OKAY

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

you could have echo
with a matching collar!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

fuck that bitch
she is gettin' on mah NERVES right now
all laying up on me, I'm like FUCK there's at least 5ft of space next to me do you have to lay RIGHT on top of me, or alternatively if I'm on my side, right behind me with your head in my arse? NO. I just shoved her so hard she literally flipped over. Fucking stupid asshole.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

awwwwwww
that still sounds kind of cute.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Bears?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

yeah
mongleton has these shitty giant plastic bears all over it to symbolise something unknown. they were crap to start with, but now they're all faded and doubly crap.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

A bit like Milton Keynes and the cows?
Or sheep, can't remember.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)