I'm meeting someone who is not off the internet for drinks.
Then I am home to rest up til Sunday for the Marathon.

Alt: The Mighty Arsehole

Alt Alt: Beer does not lead to bad experiences. This is SCIENCE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

NOT off the internet?!
Are you sure that is safe?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)

probably an axe murderer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Probably.
I've known him 12 years though, so this Axe Murderer is playing the long game...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)

they are the most dangerous ones

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)

there are people not on the internet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I NO RITE
Nutters
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Apparently.
They're not right though. They look to healthy and have fulfilled lives.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Hello tighty!
I'll have to remember to sponsor you beforehand...good luck good sir.

Beer can lead to a bad experience if the barrel is on it's way out at a beer festival and there's only one karzy left to cater for a whole caravan site full of beardy, sandal wearing real ale drinking Klingon lookalikes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Ta muchly!
If beer leads to sandals then I'm switching to spritzers forthwith.

Although that may lead to a cock in the arse so... Maybe I'll stick with beer.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)

It's a little bit like "Hobson's Choice"
One dire alternative or the other.

I'll watch out for you on the tellybox. Will you run in an appropriate costume, like a Fatcha mask or something?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I'm running in tiny pants and a vest because I'm likely to forget my PE kit.
Also, it'll make for easy access in case I need to 'do a Radliffe'.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)

What and become the next Harry Potter?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I reckon I could carry it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)