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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Erm, quite a lot of hats.
Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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I am a cunt though
She nailed it there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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cuntspotting 101. Fair point.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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at 5'6 i resent that
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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I'm down with that. Skin has the amazing property of being entirely waterproof after all.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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whereas hair that has just cost £40 for a blow dry most definitely does NOT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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well then, as long as you keep your umbrella high enough
you will be exempt from my cull
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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much obliged darling
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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Just watch what you are doing with it
Fucking pointy cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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