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can everyone stop boring the shit out of me now please?alt FFS
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Or CIIJASIIE.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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It's a very, very old memefrom the early days here, I think it was Hankster. It's a response when someone asks "Help, my computer/phone/xbox/leg isn't working, what do I need to do?"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:18,
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cover it in jam and spunk it its eye.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:21,
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nothing to worry your pretty little head about.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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not in the slightest, no.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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OK then, pick a decent topic to talk about.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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oh god this is already the shittest thread everi'm stuck here with the three worst posters
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I'm coosing to believe you mena Phlly, Badger and Chompy ere SOn.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:18,
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it's an observationbased on reading the above
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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looking north of this post, mighty badger is the dullest person here(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Icon cost money and people only ever have money if they earned it and are thus better than people with less money.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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Click on my icon and all will become clear.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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You know you want to join the 'special club' son.go on, have a click.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:30,
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to take you SRSLY ONLINEi do think it's a bit cheap to hang out here for years without having paid a single penny. if you're new, or bert's 10th sockpuppet, then that's a bit different, as at least he paid for the first one...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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are you the fake freak again? or the real deal?i can't keep up around here any more
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50,
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phewi didn't want to think you were one of Those
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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You make a good point.I've just donated.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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I donated again to get new iconsSo that cancels your donation out
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Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:53,
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It'll take a miracle and misttaspakkaman to turn this thread around(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:13,
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i think i might bring forward the date of when it all kicks offthis shit thread has forced my hand
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so basicly, someone who travels all the way from whereevrr to Bristol fir an socail gathering of friends, and then takes the mick out of them fpr doing it.......has trouble representing both himself and interpriting peoples thoughs and feelings, on multipule occasions... might have a bpd?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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yeah definitelywhen it all kicks off gonz, i want you on my team but i don't want you getting hurt, ok?
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I swear to god, if you turn out to be Bert, I'll fuckin' do one. Or Berk. One of the two, I get the names mixed up. Eaither way one will be done.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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Berk's the one who fucked his sisterBert is the guy who is always on here complainging about his weight and being single
hope this helps
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But she is well dead fit though, innit?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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STOP TYPING FINGERS, STOP TYPING RIGHT THIS MOMENT.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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If berk turns out to be Bertyou're going to have yourself a proper Crying Game moment, the amount of groundwork you've put in.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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I donno that one, is it based before WW2 and/or after dinosaurs?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50,
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no, but it contains SUPRISE COCK.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:55,
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or writing the press releases(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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I made up a little song though, that you might want to hear.37 offers from recruiters on my phone, 37 offers for interviews ! You take one offer, and turn it down, 36 offers from recruiters on my phone.
I've had some fucking amazing cracking offers today, video games companies, big magazines, small start ups, social networks, loads of digital agencies, big teams, small times. Wages of all shapes and sizes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:26,
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I'm hot stuff !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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Afternoon allI am not dead. This most likely displeases most of you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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I drank some Mountain Dew energy drink the other day.Jesus. What with the caffeine and the sugar, I can run straight up walls. Also, all my teeth spontaneously fell out.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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It tasted like arse, but I'll be honest with you, I put that down to the Mountain Dew bitnot the energy drink bit.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46,
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im not sure how an intelligent person could do that All energy drinks taste nasty and all mountain dew is delicious
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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I simply don't have the necessary breadth of vocabularyto explain to you just how wrong you are.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50,
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i am a womanI am never wrong
Even when I am wrong I am right
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:54,
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I had my first energy drink in a while todayRemembered why I stopped drinking them again now, I feel fucking ill.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52,
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Extended use cured my previously crippling ME(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:43,
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Its Me Me Me with you all the time Rory.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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I'm becoming attuned to the social networking generation(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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I bet you've got a facebook account and everything.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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Rory Lyon is currently bating trollsLike - Comment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52,
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It really is fucking raining hard here.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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it RUINED my lunchtime plansi wanted m&s but had to make do with sainsburys, as m&s is much further away :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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Mine too. I went to Asda and got soaked.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46,
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Alright Jeffers?Apologies for not getting to the bash.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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I know swipe is a bit money oriented, but even she can't get Rihanna to get her lunch for her(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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rihanna has done a song with that bloke who beat her upwhat sort of example young women etc?
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Why even bOther she already has two black eyes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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I wasn't sure how much he beat her up TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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Based on the overwhelming evidence I see on a daily basis.Anybody that uses an umbrella is a selfish cunt with no awareness that anybody else in the world other than them even exists, let alone has a right to be able to get out of a train station, be indoors without being dripped all over or walk down a street without fearing for their eyesight.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50,
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THIS^Umbrellas should only be carried by those 7' tall or over
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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Some of us lift them over peoples' heads.But you are correct, they do seem to be overwhelmingly driven by the same people that use pushchairs as battering rams.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52,
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what sort of hat do you wear that doesn't absorb water? An umbrella hat? You cunt.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00,
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If it's raining that hard that you'll get wet whilst wearing a hat then don't fucking go out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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but i'd promised my friend percy pigsas it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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An acceptable substituteI'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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what fucking logic is this Do you not have shoulders?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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Safely covered up by a coat, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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Erm, quite a lot of hats.Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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I am a cunt thoughShe nailed it there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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cuntspotting 101. Fair point.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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at 5'6 i resent thatif you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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I'm down with that. Skin has the amazing property of being entirely waterproof after all.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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whereas hair that has just cost £40 for a blow dry most definitely does NOT(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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well then, as long as you keep your umbrella high enoughyou will be exempt from my cull
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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Just watch what you are doing with itFucking pointy cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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ronseal.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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umbrellas help but they only go so farmud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00,
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wellies and stockings is a look, certainly.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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Kate Moss has done half of London, though.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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It's ok I'm backThings will be better now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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Benter would have been betterI'm on a train in the rain, wearing brogues and listening to the pogues.
There are coal power stations on my left and right, the beautiful industrial northern pands
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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I also like to wear The Pogues(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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Just going through doncaster, it looks shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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It is shitWhere are you headed?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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London and civilisationOn way back from york
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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pands? what sort of autocorrect is that?also, I now have an image of you wearing Spider Stacy as a hat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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curse your mindpiss.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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fuck off Professor Cox.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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offtopic is on another gooooooooooo-slooooooooooooooooow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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It's like the secret seven The whole gangs here man, let's just go crazy
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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get fucked you psy trance wanker(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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what the?your off the team man, even if we're winning i don't want you now
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If you were a disco biscuit kid of the 90's you'd have gotten that reference :(SAYIMBACKONTHETEAMMAN
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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ok rory, you're back to neutralif you wanna jump in on our side once the heavy stuff goes down thats cool
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