scars are sexy, I can easily get one.
result!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I can confirm this
I've got an incredibly tiny scar on the bridge of my nose from tripping up the kerb and smashing my glasses into my face when it impacted with a wall. The street was awash with fanny in seconds. It was like a blood-splattered Lynx advert.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:14, Reply)

by "fanny" do you mean large men?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:16, Reply)

No, Craddock
Scars = NOMMY FOOD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

And by "blood" he means semen

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

by falling oven on a kerb and smashing his nose
he means having a gang-bang down the docks with some Russian sailors
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Fucking CCTV

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)

"that's the plot of the A-Team, series 4, episode 3, Clive. What REALLY happened?"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Hahaha
Quality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I've had to get a couple of big ones just to blend in when I visit the Uni.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:14, Reply)