I suspect you're premenstrual.
Or you're just coming down from a Jeffstock-ralated alcohol buzz.

alt: fuck you, you started it.

Alt alt: my laptop probably.

Did you want to find a shop-bought costume or have someone make one? Does she want to be a generic 'pirate' or a lady pirate? Actually, the age she is, she could get away with a unisex costume really, couldn't she? I would imagine her idea of what a pirate looks like might be somewhat different to the 'Birthdays' idea of what a pirate looks like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm still knackered from the bash.
Fuck getting old. Fuck it hard.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)

^this.
I've got a cold which has settled forcefully into my head. I feel properly thick.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)

feel am
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)

oi! again.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Poofter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)

she already fucks 'getting old'
the force with which she fucks it is moot
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)

oi!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)

\o/

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I assumed The Birthdays were a girl band who had a video where they dressed as sexy pirates
I was saddened to discover this was not the case.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

it's a shit chain of party stuff that sells 'comedy' fancy dress costumes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

I suspect I was confusing them with The Saturdays

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

*spluffs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)