Would be awesome if the TARDIS was life sized...
...and hypothetically speaking you could go back in time to 1990 and warn yourself not to get off with Ann Martin at Gary's party because her braces hurt.

And she'll attempt to wank off your mate while you're off in the kitchen pouring her another glass of cinzano.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm pretty sure that never happened to me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

It happened to me :-(
So can I please borrow your TARDIS?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

You too?
She was such a bitch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Gary wanked you off so stop lying
It made your braces hurt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I'd not only warn my younger self off
But I'd pour the cinzano down the bog for the betterment of everyone there.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)