Talking of meds, I would love some heroin right now.
I'm 99% sure most addicts start because they wake up hungover and fancy trying something to take the edge off. I'm sorely tempted, my head's about to cave in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Can of full fat Coke and a Cornish Pasty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Had green tea and a sausage/egg sarnie in the cafe earlier.
Hardly made a dent. Who fucking goes to City Vaults on a Sunday?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Who goes there any day?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Sundays are just stupid.
We went out once for a laugh and got horrendously pissed so now if we ever go out on a Sunday we can only do the same or go further. It's the rules. Plus we only go to the horror establishments. I can still smell Blu Bamboo on me :(
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Actually we used to do something similar in Sunderland
Fitzgeralds for a Sunday lunch then stay out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I actually want to kill myself.
And I text something daft to the bird I'm seeing and now she's in a right huff. Sunday needs to stop existing, it does bad things to good people who don't deserve such trauma.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Fucks sake Baz
Sort it awwwwwwt!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

She just got the t-shirt I bought her through the post.
She loves it. All is okay with the world again. Except for the fact my head still feels like it's going to cave in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I could make you an uplifting spotify playlist?
a bit of westlife? Josh Grobin?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

ah man i love josh grobin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

*Barryoaks theme*
You should try driving 200 miles in that state. I spent this weekend recovering from the weekend before.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

It's filth
but two Big Macs and full fat coke can cure a hangover in half an hour.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Not as well as another beer does.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Best plan^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Although in his case it's shandy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Of the hand variety.
You coming for pizza on the 9th?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I certainly am.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)

It better not go on later than 9pm
Battered has to go to bed after Play School.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

He kept dry pants all day so he can stay up late

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)