Fred Velma
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

No, Al's Velma, the fat fuck.

( Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

can i be daphne?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Don't see why not.
You'll have to shag Fred.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

i always assumed
scooby doo was kind of VERY loosely based on the famous five?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Timmy!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I never thought of that.
You'll be telling me that Top Cat was based on The Phil Silvers Show.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

And Dangermouse was based on The Open University Physics syllabus.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

i don't know
i haven't bothered expounding the theory, not even on google. but you know, 2 guys, 2 girls, 1 dog, solving mysteries...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

2 pints

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Haha. Baddumtish.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Fred Scooby
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Fred couldn't be more obviously gay
if he had a flat leather cap, chaps and a moustache.

Daphne's his beard because her father abused her in childhood so she can't bring herself to have a sexual relationship with anyone but loves the attention

Velma goes like a belt sander.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)

you've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you darling?
a bit TOO much, if you know what i mean.

also, what did shaggy do wrong?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

he's too stoned to get it up.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

the film was on channel 5 on sunday
Velma was 60000% more attractvie than sarah michelle gellar
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)