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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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the "surprise plasterer"
where, whilst taking ones ladyfriend from behind and approaching the vinegars, you pull out and spit on her back. Assuming that you've finished, she'll turn round, and you can immediately go full fathom spaff in her face.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
where, whilst taking ones ladyfriend from behind and approaching the vinegars, you pull out and spit on her back. Assuming that you've finished, she'll turn round, and you can immediately go full fathom spaff in her face.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
if it was a profanisauraus it should really have been "approaching the billy mill roundabout"
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)
When I spaff in a girl's face I like to simultaneously yell
"HADOUKEN!"
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)
"HADOUKEN!"
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry madam
"I was aiming for the chap to your left"
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:20, Reply)
"I was aiming for the chap to your left"
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Oh, man, that actually made me properly laugh.
good work for a wednesday.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
good work for a wednesday.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
That's a 'Paul Daniels'
Only you're supposed to accompany it with the phrase 'That's magic!'
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Only you're supposed to accompany it with the phrase 'That's magic!'
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I believe in that case
you are encouraged .. no, obliged .. to catch your spaff in your hand and then fling it at her, whilst shouting "go web, go!"
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:34, Reply)
you are encouraged .. no, obliged .. to catch your spaff in your hand and then fling it at her, whilst shouting "go web, go!"
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:34, Reply)
That's the one.
I wonder if anyone's actually ever done these, or if they are made up by 14-year-olds who have heard of both sex and comics.
Wait, that's also b3ta. Ah, I see.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:35, Reply)
I wonder if anyone's actually ever done these, or if they are made up by 14-year-olds who have heard of both sex and comics.
Wait, that's also b3ta. Ah, I see.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 17:35, Reply)
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