I just got in to trouble because I said we should give the Faulklands to the argies.
Seems everyone in this office is well patriotic
( Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:14, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Look into Simon Westons eye and say that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

He's too busy mouthfucking his tache

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I dunno what he's complaining about, eternal youth that guys got
He's not changed a bit in 30 years!
( Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

That reminds me, I must get some bacon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

As soon as Argentina gives Argentina back to the fucking Injuns then we should hand the Falklands back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I think we should make them have them as a punishment
because the faulklands are fucking shit.
( Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

...just one more thing...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Very good indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

and as soon as Sean Penn gives New Mexico back to the Mexicans he can have a say
until then he can fuck right off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Even then, he can still fuck off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

We should reclaim Hong Kong back from the Chinese.
The UK needs the money.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

All human life on earth should go back to Mesopotamia.
That's what I say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

The Achaemenid Empire might have something to say about that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Go on, fuck off back to your own Pangaea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

To Ur is human.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Boo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Are you two breaking up?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Oh, I say
Well played
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I'm glad someone got it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

When the Argies give back Argieland to the Spanish
And the Spanish give back Dagoland to the Moors.

And Scotland give back Subjugatedland to us.

And the Faminewogs give back the trottedbogland to us.

And the Yanks fuck off and die.

And the old lady who swallowed a fly dies.

THAT'S when those beaneating motherfuckers can have back all those oil drilling licenses.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

...FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAND.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)