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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Someone cancelled dinner as I was laying the table for them to arrive
this was because she "may" have an audition in the morning. She didn't even get the part.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
this was because she "may" have an audition in the morning. She didn't even get the part.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
It wasn't even a real audition
I just persuaded her to have sex with me on camera and then posted the video on the internet.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I just persuaded her to have sex with me on camera and then posted the video on the internet.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)
So this 'ex' of his is really some poor girl he was stalking and has managed to get an effective ex parte injunction against him
Oh Kroney you crazy virginal cat
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Oh Kroney you crazy virginal cat
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
When he thinks about her his winky stands up and he says
"make it grow..."
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:17, Reply)
"make it grow..."
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:17, Reply)
It was a girl he fingered on the dancefloor in Lloyds one saturday in Slough
He reffered to her as his girlfriend for 6 months before they spoke and she said she already had a boyfriend.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:17, Reply)
He reffered to her as his girlfriend for 6 months before they spoke and she said she already had a boyfriend.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:17, Reply)
quintin will bw well pissed off
He'll probably get the "Langley Cru" together to kick his arse
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
He'll probably get the "Langley Cru" together to kick his arse
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I just saw him coming out of the bogs at the "Crooked Billet" with some bird
and he was sniffing his fingers
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
and he was sniffing his fingers
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