Oh Cavy, say it ain't troo, I mean it knew it was bad but nothing prepared me for this link :((
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1606907

It reminded me of watching Pistons standup and how I just wanted to kill myself afterwards
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

we're less american

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:50, Reply)

You're not denying the terrible seeing of the ways of the larp :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:52, Reply)

that's not really in english, is it?
yeah, larp's like that. She makes a good point - it works from a first person perspective, it's made for other people watch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:53, Reply)

Soz, I was trying out my 'larper speak'
On reflection they weren't as fat as I was expecting, and there was one slag with nearly her tits out! Gaz me details of the next 'meet' and I'll bring a bedsheet as a disguise or whatever they're called. If anyone asks I can justify it cos Elizabeth used to be a larper
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:57, Reply)

It's tomorrow
and there are many many 'shelf' boobs around due to badly done corsets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:02, Reply)

It's wanton attention seeking Cavey, there are no 'accidents'. Still, cracking bangers on display is nothing to be sniffed at
I@M IN !!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:10, Reply)

OK
I'll meet you there. I'll be the one looking like me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)

It's an open goal there Cavey, but I've already been told off today for being a mean mr mustard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)

you? mean?
I cannot believe that.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Best bash ever, and it's at Forbidden Planet
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24339
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Oh what a shame
I will still be at the larp event. So many nerds, so little time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Blown out by BGB and now Cavey, there ent gonna be no chicks there at this rate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Do you ever get the giggles that put you out of character? Geninue question there, not meaning to mock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:09, Reply)

all.the.time
last character it was fine, this group I'm in are meant to be serious, but we aren't serious people. Has got us into trouble before now. Also, it's tricky when you're wasted and someone asks you a serious question.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:13, Reply)

It's the combat that would have me laughing.
I like that there are many inner sanctums and cliques of LARP'ing involving the verious degrees of seriousness and subject. I imagine there is big in-fighting between the Steampunk, mythical-creatures-currently-existing (LOTR) and mythical-creatures-are-all-gone (GOT) lot.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:17, Reply)

not really between those, some are the same people
there is some snobbishness between systems, though. Oh and we all look down on 15 year old boys who's costume consists of black jeans, an inside out megadeath Tshirt and a fancy sword
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Haha, bless, an easy pull though, no?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:21, Reply)

too young even for me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Sad Times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:48, Reply)

Rory, I wish I went into my attick and got my electric guitar and took it to my new flat with me, I'm really in a rocky mood now and I want to pretend I'm playing with it unplugged.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:50, Reply)

Chicks dig blokes who play the guitar Gonz, even when they're pretend playing them in all those 80's rock videos, chicks still wanted a good fingering

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:54, Reply)

You know when you take an 'E' tablet how they talk about being able to feel the up'n'downs of the baseline in the club.
I wonder what it would be like to take an 'e', then sit on a speaker and have someone go down on you where they move at exactly the right time.

I think for that, the perfect song would be that Hay Hay YOu You I Don't Like Your GIrlfriend one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Getting your pecker up in the first place would be your initial challenge whilst rushing on disco biscuits

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Shame really, it sounds perfect for it.
In a book I'm reading, one that Cavy introduced me too, some people get wasted on 'shrooms, that sounds fucking magical.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Start off with the mushrooms, although being whacked on opiates is probably better

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:23, Reply)

OH SHIT, I gotta take some tablets =/ brb.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:29, Reply)