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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My brother sent me a text at 6:52 this morning
that read 'Billy Ocean - Caribbean Queen. Genius'

There are several things that are badly wrong about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I think your brother and I are sharing the same dream.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Damn you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Get outta his car
or something
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Perhaps he shared the same dream?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Tsk.
Do try and keep up, Tangers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Its the lack of iron and protein

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Needs moar Black Forest Ham.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is good advice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)
You can't beat a bit of German pork between your cheeks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)
desklols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)
ROLFMAYO.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT SWALLOWING!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)
It is still meat eating

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)
That's not what you said to Billy Ocean
round the back of the Wolverhampton Gaumont, June 14th 1986.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)
You only know this as you were next in the queue

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)
And how do you know this?
Because YOU were Billy's 'fluffer' on that tour. Unpaid, I might add.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)
It's a vocation
Get outta my cock
Get into my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)
That's the sort of job where you'd pay Billy for the privilege.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)
52% of Billy's net income is from paid fluffing internships.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)
He's the fluffiest man alive

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I think you need to change your sig to 'Billy Ocean's unpaid fluffer, 1986 tour'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
- The Sucksessor To Monty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Too much love on the run!
I'm smoking this morning.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)
+crack

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I find cigarettes help when the going gets tough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)
You know the internet, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
What of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Leave it. Immediately.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)
C'mon! That was comedy gold.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)
For a Ronnie Corbett-alike

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Panty 'ose?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Four candles?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

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