I no longer believe a story my mate William told me
Apparently his next door neighbour got confused one day and attacked him with a rake.
( wanderlust, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Wasn't he the one with the 10 foot willy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Not anymore

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Not anymore.
It's around the 4'4" mark now.
( wanderlust, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Battered?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)

hahaha.

( wanderlust, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

That song demonstrates a profound lack of understanding of male anatomy
on the part of the songwriter.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Again, I say LIES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)

But ten foot, Monty.
That's a full 3'10" longer than I am and a good six foot longer than Battered. It's not even a believable lie.

Why must these outrageous falsehoods be propogated? WHY?
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Won't somebody think of the bitches?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I am choosing to interpret this
as proof that I have been accepted as /OT's resident lothario.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

You need proof?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

It's always nice to be recognised.

( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

William was clearly a sex offender.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)