I'm going to steal a load of cash and get wasted!
Actually the wife is off out tonight to watch some shit Johnny Depp film so I am going to introduce the kids to The Empire Strikes Back, whether they like it or not.
( Peej, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

dark shadows? looks like shit dunnit? but my gf wants to see that too, and the lucky one again, so i might see the avengers, maybe
i dunno, i'm not fussed really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

You've even named your cock after a Star Wars film?
FFS Phil.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

haha!
Cum to the DARK SIDE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I have, but its not The Empire Strikes back
its actually The Phantom Menace
( Peej, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

well its certainly not the clone wars, you cut off the supply tubes to your clone juice

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

The phantom peniss

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Did you just make a star wars joke?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

*waves hand*
These are not the jokes you are looking for.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

oh my god shut up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

DARTH VADER'S REALLY MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

i imagined you in a speeder with naked ape and battered as you said that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I imagined you in speedos with naked ape and battered as you said that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

this is getting SEXY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

surely it's Revenge of the STI
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

She calls it Ewok

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

cos it's short and hairy?
and bent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

If that was so she'd call it 'Battered'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

How could they not like TESB?...

'tis the best of all of them...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 11 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

That's like saying the small sweetcorn nobbled turd I left floating in the bowl this morning was the best turd of all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Oooh was it?...

Left floating though? poor show - you should have at least spread it about a bit with the spikey brush.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 11 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Anyone who claims that The Empire Strikes Back is shit is being a contrary hipster alcoholic paedophile.
I also have proof that anyone who pretends its shit wants to bum David Bowie
( Peej, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Every right thinking person knows that The Phantom Menace was the
best one because it has Jar Jar Binks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)

They will like it
Or they will be sent back to the orphanage.
( Peej, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Hurrah!...

Don't forget to point out the trampoline bit...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 11 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)