Someone i know always updates her status on facebook, with beakering about how wonderful/shit her life/baby is,
today she is "under the weather and feeling guilty for not playing with baby :("

Can i suggest that she has AIDs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Spakkers, hate to break this to you but no one gives a fuck about you on here, let alone your imaginary friends.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)

While I appreciate the sentiment you pendulous pouch of lard do feel free to fuck off back to failing your PGCE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)

B-ed Primary with QTS actually. PGCE's are for fuckers who can't get a job with their other degree.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Bed Primary? You fucking nonce!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I PUT A HYPHEN IN!!!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

that seems to have made it seedier...
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

You broke the hymen by making it seedier?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)

It's like trying to talk to Frank Skinner.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)

STOP STICKING YOUR HYPHEN IN PRIMARY SCHOOL CHILDREN!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

While B-eds are for people who didn't even try to get a real job.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I had a real job and decided working with people like you was fucking horrific and spending all day with 4 year olds is infinitely more appealing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Hey Spskkers! noticed how no ones giving a fuck still?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

You're right of course, they are too busy belittling you for being such a monumental failure
that you are reduced to teaching small children their ABCs because it's all your fat addled brain can cope with.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Awwww is someone getting upset. Thing is Spakkers I love teaching. It's rewarding and fun and I don't give a shit about the money as that is something I don't have to worry about. Plus being a bloke in the foundation phase means I'll be fast tracked to buggery.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I have only been mildly upset online once, it was long time ago and it was caused by someone far more skilled in being irritating online than you
If you want to teach 4 year olds to count, paint and wipe their arses year in year out, for fuck all money then that is up to you, i couldn't give a shit, but teaching is for those people who like to nonce kids or can't do anything else
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Wrong again, TA's deal with accidents. Like I said money is no issue. If you really think teaching has no value then you're more of a spastic than I initially thought? What you do is obviously not important as you mince around on here all day.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I never said teaching had no value, some poor cunt's got to do it
i also never said what i do is in any way important, very few jobs are. Do try and read posts properly, you'll need to be able to read to teach others really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I tend to skim over yours to avoid loss of brain cells. And pot kettle there too Spakkers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Skim away, but don't read too fast or you'll get out of breath "Wotsit cock"
ALSO: i think you should probably relax a bit i doubt your heart can take the strain of internet rage induced high blood pressure.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I think someone is getting a little tetchy. Wotsit cock? I hear better insults on the playground.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)