We don't really conjugate verbs in the same way.
I do, he does, they do.
You would know not to say 'I does, he do, they does' but probably not why.
And English has so many irregular verbs 'I go, I went' etc. We should really start teaching kids languages when they're four or five, they way they do on the continent.
Mind you, English will probably always be a lingua franca, so we'll always be able to get away with not bothering.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

When I went on the german exchange in sixth form
I sat in on several of their english lessons. As a foreign language it's taught so differently to how you learn it as a kid. I couldn't tell you what the dative is, or nominative or any of that crap.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)

It's something you pick up instinctively in your own language.
Latin has seven cases. I couldn't tell you what the ablative is...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)

It's cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

You don't Learn it as a kid. You absorb it.
Did you wear lederhosen?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)

You wish, boyo
actually you probably don't. I was pretty chubby back then.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Mmmmmmmmm!
You to me are only gorgeous cakey fun. Immaculate house guest. Xxxx.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)

You're only saying that because I made the bed and tidied away the kebab...

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

IMMACULATE!
And pretty for one so young. And clever.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Pfft, flatterer.

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Do you mind?
You're standing right in my soft spot!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:04, Reply)

I almost made a risqué joke on the subject of soft then
I thought better of it.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

;-(

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Smirk
you dreadful flirt, you.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)

The other problem is that English is pretty versatile
And it is easy to make sense of terrible misuse of it.
Other languages tend to have fewer words, so context and sentence structure often matter a great deal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)