Please join me in arranging a massive B3ta-wide FUCK OFF to my mother-in-law
As she is staying with us this week and doing both mine and Mrs Battered's head in.

Interfering. Interrupting. Meddling with our daughter. Drinking all my gin. Bitch.

So at 8.30 this evening, take a deep breath and shout at the top of your voice 'FUCK OFF YOU OLD CUNT'.

Thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:25, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If she's meddling with your daughter
you should get her put on a register.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)

I would suggest a quiet word rather than shouting
but I'm not entirely sure 'a quiet word' is exactly your modus operandi...
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Indeed. Anger FTW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I pity your blood pressure
I've been having a shit week at work and the energy it takes to be constantly angry/stressed is unbelievable. It's really draining.
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)

I rather like the sound of her.

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)

it's only what he deserves

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Also
if she's interfering and you want her to stop, just say NO!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Zammo jokes. Almost as funny as Maddie ones.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)

It's not as much fun when Monty's not here.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:38, Reply)

no

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Well meaning though, although you have every right as an individual to be annoyed at one's well meaning attitude; the road to hell is paved with gold.
I'm sure your daughter would reserve any life-desisions 'till she reaches at least toddlerhood.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

It's amazing how much you pick up at that age though.
When I was about two ro three, my dad taught me this little routine about Scotland being teh best country in the world, and England being shit. He used to get me to do it like a little parlour trick, everywhere we went.

Well over thirty years later, I still refuse to admit to any Englishness. My poor mother.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Apparently my catch-phrase when I was that age was "I'm rather partial to a glass of wine", and would delight in telling everyone I eat dinner with that fact.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)