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one end out, ye daft fucker, and live twice as long.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:41,
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I know, I know.
Just need a bit of a gap in the festivities.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:42,
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But all work and no play makes Jeff a dull boy.
Keep it burning, Jeff - you can sleep when you're dead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:43,
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So, did you get the green light for meeting randoms from the Internet in September?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:44,
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Haven't really discussed it yet.
I've established that we have nothing else planned and it is not like I need permission.
But I don't know if she'll find the concept weird or not.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:48,
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Tell her some lies then.
That'll be less weird.
Although if the truth comes out, she'll be more upset than if you were having an affair.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:52,
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It sounds like you're grooming him for an affair with you
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:54,
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Here's hoping!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:54,
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wahey!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:56,
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Are you not coming to MontyStunnedJeffBash, b3th?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:57,
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She won't be allowed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:58,
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^this
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:59,
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I suppose if you met your wife on the Internet
You're hardly going to want her to go and meet other people off the Internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:00,
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I met my wife on the M25...
We've been going round ever since.....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:01,
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Yeah, people on the internet are weird.
It's not me he doesn't trust, it's you lot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 23:06,
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What does he think we'll do?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:07,
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Apparently all men will try to pull me.
He doesn't realise that some of you have actually *met* me.
at least he thinks I'm irresistible, bless him.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 23:10,
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Or he thinks all men online are desperate virgins?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:11,
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Ssh.
Don't give the game up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:13,
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*cries*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 23:15,
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Hang on.
I've just said that all men online are desperate virgins and you get upset... How does that work?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:17,
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sorry
I read that as proof that I *wasn't* irresistible to men. just evidence that they'd go for anything with a pulse.
/may be a bit sensitive
EDIT: let me just add I know I'm definitely NOT irresistible. To anyone. I was just comedy crying for effect.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 23:21,
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Depends what he sounds like.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:55,
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You mean is he a screamer or a gasper?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:56,
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Yes. But if he does either with a Coventry accent, the deal is off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:57,
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Haha I definitely don't have a Coventry accent
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:58,
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What sort of accent is it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:59,
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It's a weird combination of things it it not
Its definitely not Brummie, it's not Leicestershire and it's not really Warwickshire/Oxfordshire southern sounding.
Yet it can contain elements of each of these, while being none.
It does however sound dreadfully common.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:07,
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Hang on, you're a veggie aren't you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:13,
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Yup
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:13,
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That's it.
It's ain't happening.
I'll just have to remain straight.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:14,
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Your loss
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:15,
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Still. This 'loss' will keep me AIDS free
So it isn't all bad.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:22,
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