If anyone has to tell you they're cool, then they're not.
Like me. I'm staggeringly uncool. Not only am I old, but I'm a scifi nerd. And I play computer games. In fact, I suspect I'm really a fourteen year old boy, and I've just never noticed.

Alt: wrong question to ask a massive internet fatty.

Alt Alt: how now, brown cow?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You forgot fat and spotty

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Ah, I've missed you, Rory.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I was going to mention your limping gait and constant shrieks of pain due to your osteoarthritis but I didn't want to rub it in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

That's probably why mr B3th likes you, the big nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

c'mon! share your fatty stories.

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