Sunday pondering.
I met my dad's girlfriend for the first time last night. She's ace, and she has a penthouse in Sao Paulo that she says I can use any time. Remind me to follow that one up. I'm well chuffed for my old man cos I gotta admit I was a bit concerned.

I must admit that I've currently got the worst hangover in the world after taking her out for cocktails last night though. How's your weekends been you bunch of queers?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:21, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm glad it went well. She's going to be in your dad's life for a while, so it's good that you can get on with her.
I remember being really nervous when I met mr b3th's kids (both of them are older than me) and i'm pretty sure they were worried I was going to be a gold digging floozy, but we get on really well, and they treat me like family now. All good.

Hangovers are not fun. I wish you luck with that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 May 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I was worried cos she's twenty years younger than him.
Closer to my age than his, whilst out last night someone told her we made a nice couple. Arf. She was nervous as hell meeting me as well, who wouldn't be. But it's all gravy.

I'm supposed to meeting my mum at Borough Market now, I actually can't drag myself off the sofa. Someone help.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Get your arse in gear Baz, it's your mum
She pushed your giant head out of her foofoo and wiped your arse for you for many years. FOR SHAME.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)

She had a c-section I owe her nothing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)