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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a new theory
cat ladies happen because cats are in fact drawn to the houses of single women. There have been three of the feckers in the garden this afternoon. I think they are gathering
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
They're plotting to evict you and to steal your shed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:17, Reply)
little bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:20, Reply)
They are going to wait until you are low on super noodles and then strike.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)
screw those guys
I've given up on that shit. I've got tesco to tell me what to eat now. I have given up my free will to The Man. Tonight I eat beef stirfry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:23, Reply)
They know their own...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 May 2012, 18:18, Reply)
they will not take me alive!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:20, Reply)
That'll suit them, Because they want you DEAD.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)
SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:23, Reply)
Why not put a cat flap on the shed.
You could share it with them then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:24, Reply)
i'm not falling for that one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:28, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:28, Reply)
it's just a first small step to being
a crazy cat lady
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:31, Reply)
They're
after the pigs. One of them, with Peruvian ancestry, probably found a dead one round the corner, liked the taste and has alerted all his mates.
Be very careful.
Or lure the cats in using the cavies as bait and eat the cats. They taste like chicken, according to my Peruvian mate,who also says cavies taste like chicken.
So, please yer phuckin' self.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

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