You can't keep someone like emvee down, you have to admire that in a nerd

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:44, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Holy shit you've changed your sig
What's 49?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

there are forty nine very upset people on the internet ignoring me
how cool is that !?!?!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)

You can actually find that out?
I assumed that was part of the wind-up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Manolith was spilling the beans on talk

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I'm partly intrigued
and then I remember that I'm not interesting enough to be ignored
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

did someone say something?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

You so want me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)

like the desert needs the rain, baby

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

But the desert copes perfectly well without the rain...
...oh I see what you did there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

*subtle zing*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Hot lottery tip
You wait and see.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I have to say that even by the standards of this place
it's a fucking magnum opus. I particularly like how he pretends to have ph on ignore and demands photos of him before accidentally a) replying directly to him and b) calling him a fat bald prick, which pretty much shows he knows what he looks like anyway.

I mean, I'm pretty meh about this kind of shit over there, it seems a bit like shooting massively oversized autistic fish in a small barrel using a bazooka, but sometimes you have to doff your cap to a truly epic piece of work. Well played sir, well played indeed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)

INTERNET IS SRS BZNS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Don't I know it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

It's not as easy as it looks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I bet you have to go days without wanking before a really good flame

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)

It still surprises me that people rise to it.
Especially somebody like Emvee who's been on the internet, and this website, long enough to know better.
( Kroney, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)

NO HE HASN'T

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)

He's been on b3ta for longer than a week
Yes he has.
( Kroney, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

STOOP BULLYING ME

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Best up your ignored number
to 13, BITCH
( Kroney, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)

It's made for a rather pleasant way to pass the afternoon, I must admit.
I can't believe it's still going on.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)