You could try not living in London?
just a thought

Also, morning petal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

hello stunner
but you didn't listen to me: i love living here, it's the cunts who come up to london for the day and clog it up with their dreadful provincial accents that i can't bear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

It's too full of cunts in the summer
without the visitors.

London would be a vaguely pleasant place if it had about a third the population it does now.

I'm fucking dreading coming down for the olympics. Couple it with epic jetlag and I might just kill some fuckers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

You're saying that the cunts who go there to live
and clog the place up with their dreadful provincial accents are worse?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

maybe when they first arrive
but they don't wander around going, "ooooh, it's expensive innit" or thinking they are cool because they "know london really well, right, because their mate lives there and they've been to stay with him before".

urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Have you tried to improve your own accent since moving there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

i don't really have an accent
i lived in bucks when i was learning to talk, and whilst i don't sound cut-glass like i used to after the move to cheshire (family videos of me are hilarious, i sound like the bloody queen), i'm nearer to sloane than northerner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Ah, I assumed you had some northern in your accent.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

No you're not. You sound like a Lancashire miner.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Your Northern is far less pronounced
than it was a few years ago.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

absolutely.

although accent has nowt to do with it, it's just them being cunts I object to.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I think your own city suffers from the summer influx of twats and knobheads
I hate going to Edinburgh in August.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

totally, as I said up there.
but at least it's only 3 weeks rather than constantly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)