a new business needs two things: a good idea and enough money to get said good idea off the ground
this is why one should never ever piss off anyone in life from whom they might need a reference or who might be able to procure an interview or an introduction to investors. it's all about who you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can I borrow £200k?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)

we act for a huge number of equity firms, private investors etc, so we do facilitate introductions
i've also got interviews at clients or other firms for various people.

but me personally? you can have this £2 coin. fetch!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I'm not Monty¬!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

i do suspect that you are more business-savvy than you let on
for a bent spastic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)

i AM the nicest thing on here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)

...and so modest too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)

hardly
there's just precious little competition
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I propose a nork-off to decide

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

i have seen 3 male b3tans topless
one of them had an outstanding body. one of them had a nice body. one of them was......... hairy of moob and squidgy of stomach, shall we say.

so it wouldn't be a fair contest.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

psychochomp, piston broke and baldmonkey, in that order

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

i actually feel physically queasy
thanks for that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Tits or GTFO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I've seen that video

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)

is rachelswipe's other account Bathory over on QOTW?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

KWA

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

what is kwa?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

knickers with attitude

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

straight outta cunton

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)

someone who posts middle-aged grot on qotw
she features highly on AB's fail list. although i kind of presume she is trying to troll the trolls.

i think it stands for "knickers with attitude".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

link me up, buttercup

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)

it would take a while and i'm off to a meeting now
but i'll gaz you some later.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

please don't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Can I borrow £200?

( Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Can i borrow 2 KKK?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

you want monty, not money

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

i want you, your curly hair means that your ancestors did it with black people
you need cleansing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)

i wish they fucking well had
i might actually stand a chance of getting a suntan and not being the palest person in the room
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Aryanswipe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)

trust me, your great, great grandfather dipped his wick in plenty of turkish delight fanny

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Turkish Delight is fucking horrible
Go for marshmallow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

but turkish delight is brown on the outside and pink in the middle
marshmallow doesn't make sense
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

racist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

then why am i so white?
stupid skin
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

most of the blackness has been bred out of you
but the curly hair has stayed
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

well that's the wrong way round
i'd rather have brown skin and straight hair, please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

tough shit mate, i can't do nothing about your DNA

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

You could give her some of yours

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)

if she provides a postal address i'll fill a jiffy bag

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

this is an even worse suggestion
than his suggestion of an orgy with psycho, PB and baldy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Everyone does.
It's a sexy cross I have to bear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)

t's +'m
+dresser
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)

he's a sexy cross dressing bear?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Yes
Yes he is
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)