archery
so I can learn to shoot 'em back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've just scoffed a red onion and goats cheese tart
So when they knock on the door tonight I'll fart them into submission.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)

NO ONE CAN STOP US

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I can.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I can
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)

are you two like a supermod team?
can you survive arrows and guff?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Yeah, we are like a good-cop/bad-cop partnership.
Only with thin-cop and not-thin-cop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)

which one am I?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I deflect arrows and absorb guffs
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I've heard that you're a big lad

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Not as big as I was but I certainly wont be donning skinny jeans anytime soon.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I've lost a stone and a bit over the past few months myself
Primarily down to medical condition requiring a better diet. I feel better for it though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)

I seem to have plateauxed a bit recently but still grinding on. There is a load of new faces in my gym which has made me enjoy going back a bit more. There is a really cool old man who tells stories about Wales in the old days.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I've always walked a lot which has kept everything below the waistline in shape
But I've also always had a fat gut and because I can't drink Guinness any more it's declining.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I am much more active now and use my bike a lot but I also enjoy sitting on my arse watching movies and playing video games. It was balancing it out that I was shit at.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Somewhere in the bash photos
There's a phot of a BGB event. I think Lighty took it.

In the right hand corner you can see a very fat belly - nothing else - but Lighty kindly labelled it as belonging to me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)

It's just nice to be noticed eh?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Not for a beer gut, no.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I feel your pain.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

You've got a long arm then
Gerroff you perv!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)

So you're a fan of his.
An Aberfan as it were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)

She's gone to Spain and no longer posts.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

He is from Abertelearly or however the fuck you spell it so well done.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

i've lost half a stone
but I'm not sure anyone would notice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Not when you're clad in armour no, but in the nuddy...?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

pff
i think it would still turn anyone's stomach
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I think if a man has a naked woman in front of him
he's probably going to enjoy it, however she looks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Let me tell you from personal experience that you're wrong.
We can make mistakes but we're too proud - even when ratarsed - to back down.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Ok you win
Just don't give me a Chinese burn, right?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)

great
now it's just me against them.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)

I am like the drunken doctor in every cowboy film.
I side with whoever looks like winning but always do the right thing in the end.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)