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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Blimey - has there been a major cull of b3ta dullards? Have I somehow escaped to propagate my turgid brand of dullness alone?
Oh well - I'll go somewhere else to be largely disregarded.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 20:58,
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latest was 14 years ago)
it's OK, I'm back!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:02,
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And where have you been until this hour young lady?Two survivors of the mod bolt gun, then.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:06,
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archeryso I can learn to shoot 'em back
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:09,
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I've just scoffed a red onion and goats cheese tartSo when they knock on the door tonight I'll fart them into submission.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:19,
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NO ONE CAN STOP US(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:22,
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are you two like a supermod team?can you survive arrows and guff?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:26,
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Yeah, we are like a good-cop/bad-cop partnership.Only with thin-cop and not-thin-cop.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:27,
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I've heard that you're a big lad(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:30,
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Not as big as I was but I certainly wont be donning skinny jeans anytime soon.
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I've lost a stone and a bit over the past few months myselfPrimarily down to medical condition requiring a better diet. I feel better for it though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:59,
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I seem to have plateauxed a bit recently but still grinding on. There is a load of new faces in my gym which has made me enjoy going back a bit more. There is a really cool old man who tells stories about Wales in the old days.
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I've always walked a lot which has kept everything below the waistline in shapeBut I've also always had a fat gut and because I can't drink Guinness any more it's declining.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:05,
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I am much more active now and use my bike a lot but I also enjoy sitting on my arse watching movies and playing video games. It was balancing it out that I was shit at.
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Somewhere in the bash photosThere's a phot of a BGB event. I think Lighty took it.
In the right hand corner you can see a very fat belly - nothing else - but Lighty kindly labelled it as belonging to me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:09,
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You've got a long arm thenGerroff you perv!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:12,
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So you're a fan of his.An Aberfan as it were.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:06,
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She's gone to Spain and no longer posts.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:10,
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He is from Abertelearly or however the fuck you spell it so well done.
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i've lost half a stonebut I'm not sure anyone would notice
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:09,
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pffi think it would still turn anyone's stomach
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:14,
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I think if a man has a naked woman in front of himhe's probably going to enjoy it, however she looks.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 22:20,
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Let me tell you from personal experience that you're wrong.We can make mistakes but we're too proud - even when ratarsed - to back down.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:23,
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Ok you winJust don't give me a Chinese burn, right?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:27,
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greatnow it's just me against them.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:27,
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I am like the drunken doctor in every cowboy film.I side with whoever looks like winning but always do the right thing in the end.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:29,
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Enjoywww.youtube.com/watch?v=pZna1zkWUF8
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:45,
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God, I love that clip.So, how is everyone tonight? I have a lovely new computer desk, which was only delivered eight hours after it was supposed to.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 21:51,
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aye, today I sprayed weedkiller on the garden and built a bbq. I also watched last nights game of thrones which was amaaaaaaaazing. Why is this desk so special?
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It's twice the size of the one I had before.It's a proper office desk, instead of one of those ikea type computer desks.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 22:07,
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Now you need a fluffy white cat, a secret mountain and a monorail. (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:13,
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I *do* need a monorail!But not a cat. And I'm not sure about the secret mountain.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 22:18,
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Lots of oriental types in uniforms too - going "Aiyee!" when James lobs a grenade at them.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:20,
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Well they can't say "Flucking Herr" when they die, can they?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:28,
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*waves* errrrrrm hello(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 May 2012, 21:57,
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Hi cavy. where is everyone?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:12,
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all over the placeI imagine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:14,
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Soz, im gonna call it a night.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:23,
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Don't forget to feed Hercules.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:23,
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I was crying 'cause Spasticus was leaving actually. I already squiffed when Cavy was going on about her ghetto booty.
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glad to be of service(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:44,
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Chalk it up cavy(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:48,
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hellothis is the gayest clip ever but its hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QAlt4Sfl7Q
yes its old. tough
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zulu eh?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:28,
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Whenever I see Lord of The RingsI get a sort of red mist. I'm pleased that you like it. Each to their own.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:32,
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I made the mistake of watching all three of the extended versions back to back and ruined it for myself. Can't watch them anymore.
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I had it read to me by a hippy teacher in - maybe 1976/77It fucking bored me to tears.
The only redeeming feature is that Tolkein was actually a professor of linguistics and bent the language experimentally to see if it would catch on.
It has, but in a regrettable subculture.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:41,
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See below. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:42,
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Read them obviously. Good but shit in places.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:42,
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It really is a fucked up, backwards shit hole Jeffers.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:45,
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i've seen newportit's a scary place
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:46,
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It's a desperate place full of wankers.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:48,
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I will one day, want to teach abroad for awhile. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:47,
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Is 'abroad' what we're calling Wales now?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:49,
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As above, I had The Hobbit read to me by a sandal wearing zealot at an impressionable age Any sort of fantasy nonsense leaves me cold now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:50,
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...and that's the best bit(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:42,
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For various reasons - mainly involving sexI went to a party in Ystrad Mynach once.
I woke up on a hot, clear summer morning and looked at hot air balloons over the valleys.
I'd still like to do that - I bet the Valleys look superb from the air.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:58,
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i've not seen them in yearsI may have to get the DVDs sometime. They were ones I failed to run off with when I left the idiot ex
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 May 2012, 22:42,
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Have you all gone to bed?Why didn't you tell me?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:13,
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Jeff I'd love to be all erudite and all-knowingBut I can't. I've stayed up to listen to That Petrol Emotion live on t'radio.
EDIT - which is now on loud! Victorian architecture has it's problems, but I've got thick walls.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:21,
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ITS OK IM HERE NOW!!!!*tumbleweeds*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:23,
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That Petrol Emotion - 6 - now(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:28,
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It sounds as though 1990 is coming out of my radio.Round about then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:30,
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Oh good guessThe little display on the radio has confirmed this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:32,
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Out of SLF and UndertonesThey spat out Jake Burns and Sharkey and did their thing.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:33,
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I remember them existing, but I don't think I ever heard them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:34,
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Hellfire band.Still about, on the 999/ Sham/ Spizzenergi circuit.
Bedtime now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 23:38,
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