My plans today are to stop my rage
I'm in a fucker of a mood for various reasons, one being coshed round the side of the head by a sand-filled swim weight this morning by my son at 6am

I will then be buying lovely food from the deli hall in Fenwicks and purchasing a ring for Mrs Cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

a ring? explain please.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

it's where poo comes from

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I don't think he's purchasing that kind of ring.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Darth no longer on the game eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Yeah, right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

It is her 40th birthday on the 11th June
but we are away for a week on Saturday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)

get her an eternity ring
wimmin like them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I have chosen it yesterday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

well done you, does it have dolphins? If not then you might as well make up the sofa now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

+ a unicorn bumming a squirrel
No, a three diamond twisted ring thingy.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

i'm sure it'll loook lovely on her fore hoof

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Its an udder ring

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

1: tie swim weight to child
2: drive to canal
3: throw child in canal
4: ??????
5: sleep profit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Very tempting this morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)