Two FFS today.
First when I tried to get into my new sleeping bag. I could barely manage it sober so fuck knows how I would manage it drunk.

Second, I tried a new kohl eyeliner today and after 5 eye make up remover soaked cotton wool pads I still look like Alice Cooper.

Friendship isn't about benefits.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No it isn't but they are pretty fucking ace.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:43, Reply)

It isn't, at all, but if you have any kind of friends worth bothering about, they'll do anything they can to help you with stuff.
That's why I think there are some ace b3tans out there. The sort taht I'd want to be irl friends with.
If I've handed out my phone number, I think you're special.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)

I tried to help someone recently. Not from this forum.
They freaked out. I don't think they're used to nice people.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:52, Reply)

I wasn't overly used to people going out of their way to do nice things for me
until I met X, Y & Z from /OT.

So, what brand is this miraculous stay-put eyeliner? Are you sure it wasn't just a Sharpie?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Maybelline brand.
They have a few but this one is like fucking spray paint. My eyes are stinging from the amount of makeup remover I had to use.

Useful if your a goth though.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Have you tried Benefit Bad Gal?
That's quite a nice one, if you like a pencil liner.
I use that, and the Soap and Glory liquid liner, which is quite smooth. Both usually take some getting off, but if you can afford to splash out, Estee Lauder make up remover is the best thing in teh world ever. I think it's called 'Take the day off' or something. It's a greeny-blue bottle, about twenty squiddlies.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I use the Simple brand and that has sufficed till now.
I don't really wear much makeup.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)