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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening, shiutins.
I made a really bad stirfry for tea, so I'm consoling myself with chocolate.
I may well add alcohol to the mix later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
GET A JOB

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)
I'm trying, Rory. I'm really trying.
There's one I have to chase up tomorrow. I'm interested to hear what wonderful new way they find to tell me I'm unemployable.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Slag things up for the interview
leopard print top with one your bangers out 'cos it keeps popping out' crotchless knickers, fishnet tights, plenty of bending over for no reason
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I'm not going for a job at Iceland.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
You've been dreaming of Bet Lynch again haven't you.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
b3th lynch

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
she was a fine lump of a woman

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
I want that on my tombstone.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I'm sure that can be arranged.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
That's presuming I'm fine.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)
I think you are.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)
It's a start.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
*lezzes up*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Later? why not now?

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
It would involve getting up.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Ahhh! the worst of all dilemmas.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
right?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I'm lucky.
My trips to the gym help me to find the strength to get up and get the booze straight away.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Excellent..
Go and get me a drink then, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I will not coerce anyone to drink.
Soz!
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)
It's alright.
I had to get up anyway, so I went and got one out of the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)

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