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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was going to mention the ladies
but I appear to have been 'pipped' at the post here!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I'm a bit 'pithed' off about it, too!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I might 'a-peel' to the mods!!!111!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
You'd be better off killing yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
he could commit satsumicide!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I don't think this is what he had in mind when he started his pun thread

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
it's alright, i'm sure he's sorry-ento!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)
you couldn't be further from the truth

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
he's had sex loads of times

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
WITH HIS HAND !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
and a pint glass filled with mince and and an egg

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)
^ worryingly specific

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
WHy does he need the egg?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
eggy lube

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
No fucking idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I posted this before, but it bares repeating.
He's had so much sex I heard even that old guy with the helicopter and the readers wives model for a wife was jealous.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
He's probably swimming the channel as we speak, the old cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I wish I knew who you were on about.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
We are talking about you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I think you have me mistaken for someone else.
No idea who, like.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
His name is/was Captain Hood-Butter
and he was the worst poster in B3ta history
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
How so?
Freefayre was pretty bad.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)
But Freefair was only 14 and thus had an excuse as to not having got his knob wet.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
this sounds personal :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
The Luggages virginity is one of the most personal things about him.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
wtf is the luggage? i thought we were on about quinten

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Who else has started ignoring you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Or is it someone has stopped ignoring you?
I can't remember what your magic number was.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
it's fluctuating

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i dunno some pricks on links
but someone on talk just took me off ignore, with sexy results
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Did you immediatly post a nude photo of you and your mrs?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i have no nude photos of her
but loads of me if you like, they're about as tasteful as a teaspoon of harry monk
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
you mean you had a wank when you found out?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
i tried to rub out a second but my heart wasn't in it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I have a whole o-range of different puns!!!!!!!!!111!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
you did delete didn't you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)
you've got a real zest for this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I'm tired from all these puns,
I think I'd better sit-rus down!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Chill out, it's no skin off your nose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I am a bit chilly actually,
due to the inclement-ine weather!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This Seville-ere weather is awful

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)

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