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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I'm done. All finished. Everyone is paid. Invoices out.
I even came in yesterday morning to make sure all my work was done for the end of today.

I refuse to do anything else.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You should rub one out in the office and drink some cider.
Get some practice in for the weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I'm off sex.
I'm not off cider though.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

You could have sex with cider.
I'm sure there's an excellent "in cider" joke to be had there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I hope your jokes are going to improve over the weekend.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Yeah good luck with that.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I don't hold out a lot of hope either.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

It's gonna be muddy, Al...

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thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)

It's alright, I've got waterproof trousers.
And a BGB to carry me around.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

What do you prefer? Fireman's lift or piggy back?

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Can you put me in your pouch so I can suckle while we walk?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Haha!

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Do you have a chair?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

A folding one, yes.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Oh man...I might have to get one.
Or I could just sit in the mud.
Or on Al's (removed first) waterproof trousers.
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thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I was going to leave them in the van in case of emergency.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Van? Waterproof trousers.
You've changed, Al.
Edit: And an awning?
FFS
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thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I know. For the better.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Not a moment too soon.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

It's been a struggle for us all, Monters.

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thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I for one wouldn't want to change a hair on his head.
*snigger*
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

tee hee

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Harsh.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Innit doe.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I also have some plastic sheeting to sit on.
For emergencies.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

We have an awning.
It will be lovely and dry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

YAY!
This is going to be fun.
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thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I hope so.
I'm overdue for some fun.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

You bloody well are.
I was supposed to send you something beforehand but I managed to forget there was a BH holiday in the way, so I'll do it when I get back.
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thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Ooo! Ok.
*ponders*
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

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