another edgy post from monty.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:37, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm so bored. So very, very bored.
Yesterday I was reduced to arguing about those dolies who were left under London Bridge. Christ alive MMPPSPPS, there are few things I care less about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)

boring more like!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:39, Reply)

I take your criticism in the spirit in which is was meant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)

+ delete account and kill self.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I like to think that when he posts
His girlfriend wears a baseball cap sideways and baggy trousers and woops and high fives him and goes YEEEAAH BOOOOIII" at him. When somebody "disses" him, I expect she crosses her arms and glares at them with her head tilted all sideways and that.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)

girlfriend? why are you white knighting monty?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I've met her she totes exists mumps
Monty's the Adonis of OT. He's got a reali life girlfriend that's not made out of plastic or ANYTHING
( Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:44, Reply)

an escort does not count as a real life girlfriend, even if she lets you scuttle her for extra cash.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:45, Reply)

+ I bet "she" used to be a dude.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)

There's at least one massive flaw in your theory.
Cash, you say? Extra cash?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

so you're a thief now too.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)

He's so edgy he's in danger of falling off himself.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I'm so edgy, I give myself a wedgie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Your undercrackers being forcibly jammed up your hoop is the last thing I want to think about at this time of day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)

It's strangely liberating.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I just wanted an excuse to use the word hoop.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)