I was seriously underwhelmed by Prometheus. Should have waited for the Blu-ray.
Alt: I think I might be getting spannered with young Montgomery.

Alt alt: I would like to be a world class chess player. As I am shit at chess and always wanted to be good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:27, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ha. I was about to say
'Prometheus. I don't think I've mentioned that yet'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)

It was just dull. Very dull indeed.
I was so disappointed I nearly left after an hour.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I'll get told off if I rant again the way I did last time I mentioned it
but it wasn't so much it was dull for me, more that it made very little sense.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)

The words "utter gash" spring to mind.
And what was with Idris Elba's US accent? Third rate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Watching it tomorrow, heard a lot of mixed reviews. It's gonna be wank isn't it. His accent was good in the wire.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Save your money.
See something else. It'll be fine on DVD for a Saturday night in but it is not worth the effort.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Thank you Barry Norman.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Especially as he has proven he can do it perfectly in The Wire.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I wish I could say the same.
But I got dragged to see 'Music & Lyrics' once.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

nthing the underwhelmed.
Saw it at the IMAX though, the opening shots were pretty and the 3D unobtrusive but the story was shit, plot devices lazy and it was obvious sequel bait.

Michael Fassbender was fucking creepy sexy though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I thought it was great you miserable bunch of cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

You were drunk though.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)

What bit was "good"?
It was tedious. Nothing happened.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I liked the Caesarean scene.
I liked the penis snake attack, I thought the meeting between the engineer and the crew was fucking hilarious. Interaction between stringer bell and charlize theron was good. I liked the red ball scanners, I liked every scene with Fassbender in.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Fair enough. So you liked it.
Perhaps I am a miserable bastard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

There were some brilliant tense bits
The caesarean scene was horrifying. Just didn't make up for the "plot twist" which you could see coming a mile off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I don't really care about plot twists, they're only ever really good if they're fight club style.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)

The one given away by the opening credits?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)