I had to have words TWICE with bearers of ill placed brollies today.
They are ALL at my head height, you could have my eye out or summat.

I have a freebie In-ger-lund bash this alvo so it's not all bad.

The upside of the weather is that every woman I've met today has been wet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You should grab their brollies out of their hands
And bend them with your hulk-like strength. Or throw them across the road.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I de-brollied one of them before handing it back and "asking" them to be careful.
"Fucking watch it, will yer?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

And that's the only way you ever see a woman 'wet', due to your lack of sexual prowess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

That's not what your wife and Mum said when they made a sex sandwich out of me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Funny coincidence; I made your Mrs gush like Niagara Falls only this morning. I need to buy a new mattress.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

You could probably get away with an Always Ultra.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)