Morning wankers.
I am fed up with the pissing rain, and I generally quite like it. I also think use of umbrellas in urban environments is selfish and antisocial - two spastics walked into me this morning alone. I'm really rather large and, you might think, quite easy to spot. Apparently not. Dozy, self-absorbed cunts.

I took my little'un to the British Museum on Saturday. A happier man you would have struggled to find anywhere on earth. Then I got MECHA-SPAZZED chez Stunned and had a frankly spectacular dinner. Yesterday was spent whimpering like a dog left alone in a house for a week. Over all, I give the weekend a strong 9 out of 10.

How was your weekend?

Alt: Anything exciting coming up this week? Didn't think so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:33, 140 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It was almost sunbathing weather in Cheshire yesterday
Got as far as oxford on the m40 and the pissing rain started pissing like a tramp in a mcdonald's doorway. And it's still doing it. Make. It. Stop.

That is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:36, Reply)

I may look like Jesus but sadly I lack the power to change the weather or I gladly would.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Saturday; acceptable but slightly dull. Sunday; very good, including nice gifts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Glad you had a good one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:39, Reply)

On Friday, I went out with my housemates, but sadly ended up coming home early, as I was beyond tired
Saturday - Went into Manchester, managed to pick up a nice new hoodie and a pair of trainers for £40, which I'm rather pleased with. Then, in the evening, had a bottle of wine, and chilled out watching a film with the missus.

Sunday - Went to my niece's dedication, saw people I've not seen in 8 years, was great to catch up with some of them. Introduced the missus to the full family, seemed to go really well, so that was nice. Managed to get a lovely picture of me holding my niece too, so I'm quite happy with that.

Alt: No idea, no plans as of yet.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Your niece is Roy Castle?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)

No.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)

If you wanna be the best and you wanna beat the rest.
Chery Baker back then: would.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I wanna be a winner, personally.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Brown sauce lolz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:54, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)

*crushes grapes*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)

*rips tissue*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

*punches in face*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Jumping off Wendy Houses too high for you?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

The fire brigade had to get him down.
He was extremely distressed, particularly as it came so soon after his losing that wrestling match with that Action Man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I hear he got into a shoving match with his Stretch Armstrong
And lost.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Still, at least it hasn't affected his ability to test drive Tonkas.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Chery Baker Norris McWhirter
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Morning.
My weekend was very nice thanks.

This week will involve watching football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I was reading this morning that no-one seems really to care about the football as much as usual.
5000 unsold England tickets or summat.

I have also noted an air of half-heartedness about even the advertising: the usual deluded 'Englad are going to win' drivel seems to be less. Could it be that the penny has finally dropped that having won shit-all for over 45 years ENGLAND ARE ACTUALLY NOT THAT FUCKING GOOD AT FOOTBALL?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I think I'm broken.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Well get yourself to the mender's, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I'm heading into work.
It was local fair day yesterday. I helped the local economy by getting a tad spackered. It seemed a good idea at the time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

m b
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

gid moaning
I painted a window frame and started reading Money. Played with my hamster. Got rained on. Got very annoyed by the tourists in York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Your 'hamster', eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:54, Reply)

You should see what it can do with his nuts.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Alright Richard?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)

*listens to 'West End Girls'*


*watches 'The Tube'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

My weekend was spent studying frantically for exams. I'm more than a bit worried about them.
Next weekend is the birthday of a friend, so I think many drinks shall be had there.
I have a baby shower and two exams this week. And then next week I go HOME! yayyyy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)

A curate's egg of a weekend
Supposed to be seeing the eldest daughter on Saturday but, as with all of the females of her bloodline, she spectacularly failed togive any indication of time or place and gave a half-hearted attempt to get in touch at 7:15pm. I told her I was going out. Then had a row with my ex-wife re the foregoing and gave her a pretty accurate assessment of her replies before she gave them (I love winding up teachers, they're so predictable).
Sunday was Bostin'. Good company, good music, good food and good wine.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I'll bet that was more than a feeling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)

LTI.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Shan't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Ok then, I will.
Laters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

L8rZ

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Monts, how did you come to be on b3ta?
just curious, like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Someone sent me a link to an image challenge mocking Jamie Oliver.
I lolled. The rest is history.

You? What's YOUR story, Antipodean glory?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)

yeaaaaaaaheaaaah. I can't remember. it was 5 years ago now.
I think I was trawling through sickipedia.

then stuff happened.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Cool story sis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Bizarrely it was my boss who introduced me to b3ta
Little did he know that I would end up spending most of my working hours on here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Morning all
My weekend went from great to not great.
Started in France with cheese and wine and a beach.
Ended in the Midlands with rain, lost car keys and a minor bump with another car.
And now I'm back at work.
What did I miss last week? Who has flounced? Who has returned? Who has been revealed as a sock puppet?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Ow yiss.
CQ to all three.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Who upset him?
And who was his sock? One of the funny ones or one of the shit ones?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)

He upset me, the fucking prick.
He wasn't really a sock, I made that up.

He was one of the shit ones though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I'm no good at working out when people are sockpuppets.
too trusting y'see?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Do you want to see some puppies?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Hi
My name is Mbuku Djawanki and I am contacting you from the office of public works here in Nigeria.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Does this smell like rohypnol to you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

you're all shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Can I borrow your bank card please?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

oh click.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

He posted on FB that he needed to get away from B3ta as it wasn't doing him any good. The emo twat.
He then deleted people from FB.

Quite a passive aggressive flounce tbh. No posting of porn or slagging people off. 2/10.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

He wasn't doing B3ta any good either.
It was very funny that he flounced in a reply to his own 'favourite flounces' thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

oh dear. didn't see that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

The flounces always happen when I'm on holiday.
I think people struggle to cope without me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I certainly do.
or something along those lines.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Aw I knew you loved me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

no. I'm just being nice.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I hadn't noticed that. Anyway, one less pinko commie on here is a good thing.
He might be lurking, if so; bye bye, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Happy Birthday for yesterday
did you get that library chair you needed?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

library high
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)

don't tell me you're an infantile.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Hi. I'm b3th. Have we met?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

don't think so.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I'm incredibly infantile.
You know, for an old lady.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

as long as you don't poop your pants and expect mr b3th to change your nappies...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Give it a couple of years, it'll be the other way round.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Thanks. I received some excellent gifts. Shame that I couldn't get extremely drunk as I have to work today, however I will make up for this when we're out on the 23rd.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Excellent. Stellas all round.
Is Jeff coming up for that?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I believe so. He sent me a text saying the train was cheap and he was looking at hotels to book.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

He can stay at mine. The Mrs is out of town.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

That sounds exceptionally dangerous.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I can confirm this.
But then his other option is staying at mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Oh fucking hell. Talk about 'being caught between a rock and a hard place'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I feel desperately sorry for the poor man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:05, Reply)

tella handie
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

+ Hand

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

SHANDY is the spelling.
I'd know.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

And how would you pluralise that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

And in the plural?
Spacker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

He's only allowed one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

+ half.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

What a massive bender

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

It's not true b3th.
I am well manly and everything.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Yeah, I've met you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I really didn't think you were that dim, Boyce.
I'd take a break from here if I were you.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I had to have words TWICE with bearers of ill placed brollies today.
They are ALL at my head height, you could have my eye out or summat.

I have a freebie In-ger-lund bash this alvo so it's not all bad.

The upside of the weather is that every woman I've met today has been wet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

You should grab their brollies out of their hands
And bend them with your hulk-like strength. Or throw them across the road.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I de-brollied one of them before handing it back and "asking" them to be careful.
"Fucking watch it, will yer?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

And that's the only way you ever see a woman 'wet', due to your lack of sexual prowess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

That's not what your wife and Mum said when they made a sex sandwich out of me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Funny coincidence; I made your Mrs gush like Niagara Falls only this morning. I need to buy a new mattress.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

You could probably get away with an Always Ultra.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I shaved my head last night.
Blade 1 all over. Chicks fucking dig that whole suave/ rugged dichotomy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I've heard it's quite popular with "the gays" too
Couldn't stay away then Doze?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

You know what else is popular with 'the gays'?
I've heard they like cock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Disgusting.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

what can I say? Chicks dig me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:05, Reply)

So much better than the disappointing sequel with that man from Bros in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Bit early to start going on about film, but then I guess you are 'really in' to it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I eat, sleep and shit film.
To put it another way, 'I eat, sleep and Good Morning Vietnam'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I am lolling at my own genius here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Pity nobody else is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Not according to my gazbox.
You should see the one Paul Ross just sent me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

PAUL ROSS FANS MIGHT WANT THIS The reviews are awesome
( Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)

IT'S TV'S PAUL ROSS
Show some fucking respect.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Morning, twatface.
We had a lovely day with the meta-offspring yesterday. Haven't laughed so much in ages. And we lost the pub quiz in spectacular fashion, which for some reason seemed incredibly funny to us.

I think my brain may have entropied.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

When you know you're going to lose pub quizzes, it does seem to be quite common to just start laughing about it
We had a round of acronyms, and we just didn't have a fucking clue on half of them
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Better than crying, I suppose.
No-one likes to see the twat who takes the pub quiz too seriously. And we did win last week, so it's all good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

There was a time I was really annoyed about it, but that was mainly due to frustration that I'd got a really, REALLY easy question wrong, which had lost us the lead
I chilled out after a pint, but I was absolutely fuming for a little while
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

She's cottoned on to the fact that we always won
So she started asking questions she knew we'd struggle with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Like celebrity questions? And popular culture?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

And sport.
And things on ITV.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

What's ITV?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I no, rite?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:05, Reply)

ABOUT 5 DRACHMAS A DAY!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I had sex
Twice
( Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:08, Reply)

You 'made (g)love', you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:08, Reply)

hahaha

( Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Jesting aside I am very pleased for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)

So you should be
I'll Gaz you the pictures later
( Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Was it surprise sex?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)

It was for him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)

That lidocaine cream must really be working for you
Did she even stir?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)

She?

( Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)

My weekend was low key
I spent half an hour getting my tv to work for the first time in three years only to turn it off again in disgust when I realised that 90% of programming is utter shite. Still.
I also wish it would stop raining; I got so wet this morning that I probably won't dry out until just before I have to cycle home, when I'll get soaked again.
(berk, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)

The one problem I have with rain is that it turns the normally aggressive morning commuters
into mincing, prancing, dancing, tip-toeing little fairies. Best not drive through a puddle, the engine might explode! No, no it won't. What will happen is the precise sum of fuck all. You'd have to be driving through two foot's worth of water to risk that and if that was happening you'd have more immediate problems as you'd be driving along the bottom of a fucking river having mistaken your car for a boat.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:11, Reply)

My friend was on a driving lesson when they came upon a huge puddle in the road
The driving instructor told her to drive through, turned out the puddle was quite a lot deeper than he thought, by the time the car had been removed from said puddle it was officially a write off. Mwhahahaha!
( Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:13, Reply)

It's almost as if most driving instructors haven't got a fucking clue what they're doing.
Who would have thought it, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I did my driving test*
in a downpour of biblical proportions. I did manage to slow right down before a massive puddle, but only because there were people standing on the pavement next to it. And contrary to popular opinion, I'm not that much of a cunt.

*the one I actually passed
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

See, I can understand it if you don't know the road
and so have no idea if there's a pot hole under that puddle. That's acceptable. Starting a traffic jam because you've stopped to wait for oncoming traffic to pass so that you can drive around an inch-deep puddle is the action of a bender.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)

It's almost as if most drivers haven't got a fucking clue what they're doing.
Who would have thought it, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Most drivers haven't the most basic idea of how a car works.
I'm sure if most people knew that the areas most at risk of water damage are the air filter and the alternator and that those things were two feet or more off the ground and protected by an undertray, they may not be such mincers.

Nobody fucking cares though, and so they get in my way.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)

it was shit
I'm still sick but sadly not enough to bunk of another day of work. Also probation period etc.

I did go to Tayyabs, what's with London curry houses not recognising the concept of starters? Once again my main arrived halfway through my sheekh kebabs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I'm better now.
I had a 14hr kip on Friday and was back in the game on Saturday as a result.

You have to tell them not to bring it all at once in 'Yabs. Not the case with Needoo's who don't have quite the same level of merciless 'get them to leave in the shortest possible time' ethos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I'm getting the hang of it now
I shall certainly be very clear in future. It's probably because they're trying to emulate the efficiency of their womenfolk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)