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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Finger pie?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:41, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Poking him with a sausage
in a doomed attempt to get him interested in her, I expect.

"See? I've got a willy too! See? OOOH PARAKEETS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)
no, they're not finger-tame, they're wild
silly stunned
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)
No, I meant was he "cooking some noodles".
Hahahaha.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
why do i not understand this metaphor?
someone draw me a picture
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)
his fingers are the pasta and your "garden" is the salted water.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
You've got that slightly wrong.
His penis is the pasta viz. spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Oh, I thought it would be because if you spunk into boiling water, it would go like egg whites and go all stringy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
oh
i was thinking about something a bit more vigorous
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
You'll have to draw me a picture..

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:04, Reply)

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