I was working
Or at least pretending to work (from home) whilst wanking over fantasy celebrity catfight stories and chubby porn vids. I'd almost done a 'double-up' when I realised I had to pick the kids up from primary school. In my disappointment I left 10 minutes early so I could pick up a 2 litre bottle of Frosty Jack from the local Mace. I downed it in the school carpark and left the empty at the back of the car after pretending to look for something in the boot. I spilt a bit on the passenger seat whilst I was chugging it down so I had to rub a half-sucked Strepsil over the wet patch so the car didn't stink of alcohol when the missus got into it and she'd know I'd been up to my old tricks again. I got back alright and chewed a pack of chuddy and another streppy to hide the smell of cider. I'm back in bed now with the laptop, logged into Logmein and sent a few emails, just enough time to stroke one off before the England match.

Alt: OK
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I must say
I enjoyed your book immensely.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Not my book gramps

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)