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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh for fucks sake, you can't all be doing work surely?alt: Buck your ideas up!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:34, 86 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Just completed my weekly meeting with my direct reports. Forget dedication being what you need, delegation is where it's really at.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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I only employ people shorter than me**this may not be true.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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Why? Am I supposed to be shrinking or something?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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You're running out of midgets to employ.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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It's damn difficult to find enough of them during panto season.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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Oh no it isn't!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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Do they all sing "we're off to see the battered, the wonderful battered of Oz"
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They refer to me as The True Messiah. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:43,
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Their union is called the 'Lollipop Guild'(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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I thought it was the Mickey Mouse Club?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:53,
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B.A.T.T.E.R.E.D
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:13,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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OH BOY THE APPLE STORE IS DOWN ! NEW PRODUCTS OH BOY OH BOY(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:52,
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Sorry Bob, remiss of me.I actually was working. For about five minutes, then I decided it was a shit idea.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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Oven cleaning is without doubt the worst job in the home.I feel really sorry for the guys that had to clean out that fucking lot.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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I've been off for a week, so have had some catching up to do.I've caught up now so I'm knocking off in ten minutes.
Alt: I never did when the teachers at school demanded it, I don't see why I should start now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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I am marking time until 4pmwhen I can go and watch the footie and have free beers.
Alt: I have got a lot done today. No one was more surprised than me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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Get me in.I love football.
When I say football, I mean 'free beers'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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Are you wearing a suit with your hair trimmed to short back and sides? (, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
A ‘completely made up, untrue’ sense.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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In a sense that is nothing like wearing a suit or having short hair and more closely resembles Worzel Gummidge.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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I found out last night taht the granddaughters had no idea who Worzel Gummidge was.I did a sadface.
I hope you are bringing up your daughter to know the great literary classics of our time. Well, her parents' time, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:16,
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I certainly will be. I will also teach her that science fiction and football are both fucking shit.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:18,
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and that the moon landings didn't happen, what a lucky girl to have a wonderful, open minded daddy
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I will allow her to make her own mind up about things like that.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:22,
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It's my new thing when replying to battered I write in tiny writing as he is tiny. I'mbeing considerate and helpful.
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Captain Pugwash, The Flumps and Bagpuss too, I trust?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:23,
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The author and illustrator of Captain Pugwash was mates with my mum and my brother and I still have signed copies of the books with a really nice message written in all of them. I must find out where they are actually.
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My kid's getting all 32 episodes of Capt Pugwash for her birthday.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:54,
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His wife might have something to say about him teaching her about his ex girlfriends. (, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahaahahahhaa*breathes*
ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*prolapses*
ha.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:12,
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Yup.Typical Monday here, very busy. Or at least, it was. I was at a wedding do last night, and I'm still drunk. What fun!
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Did you get so pissed you can't remember what you did aka 'getting Pratchetted'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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Pretty much, yes.I recall one woman trying to put pink lip gloss on me, and something to do with an inflatable guitar and My Chemical Romance's "Black Parade".
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I've seen some of the photos.Surprisingly enough, I looked quite sober.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)
YesAnything else?
Here's one for you: who was cast as Marty McFly in Back to the Future before Michael J Fox?
If you google it I'll take it as read that you spunked in your grandma's eye. (I'm assuming this anyway)
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 16:09,
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Eric stoltz(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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Riiiiiiiiiiight!s3.amazonaws.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/1979/original/BTSbttfstoltzbig.jpg?1306983733
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 16:23,
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Didn't even need to google it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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You're some kind of wonderful guy DavversNo mistakin'
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 16:28,
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I know everything 'bout nothing, me.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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i'm off from one job today but i gotta go help at the family business If you get my meaning
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:05,
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When you say family business do you mean doing head jobs for crack? (, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I was doing computer club this morningand then our internet fell over so I had to play a computer game for a coupe of hours.
Now I'm back. Hope this helps.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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A coupe of hours. Very posh. How many hours is that? Coopay of hours.
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Miss! Miss!Stunned is making fun of my gonzism, Miss! send him to the exclusion room!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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Expressing sexual perversions online or merely spelling words incorrectly?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:23,
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I was workingOr at least pretending to work (from home) whilst wanking over fantasy celebrity catfight stories and chubby porn vids. I'd almost done a 'double-up' when I realised I had to pick the kids up from primary school. In my disappointment I left 10 minutes early so I could pick up a 2 litre bottle of Frosty Jack from the local Mace. I downed it in the school carpark and left the empty at the back of the car after pretending to look for something in the boot. I spilt a bit on the passenger seat whilst I was chugging it down so I had to rub a half-sucked Strepsil over the wet patch so the car didn't stink of alcohol when the missus got into it and she'd know I'd been up to my old tricks again. I got back alright and chewed a pack of chuddy and another streppy to hide the smell of cider. I'm back in bed now with the laptop, logged into Logmein and sent a few emails, just enough time to stroke one off before the England match.
Alt: OK
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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